I grew up in a unregistered illegal farm which transported chickens to the popular chain, "Chicken Train". I got my name chicken, "Chicken Chicken TrainByte", due to the lack of gender registration I did not get the name, "Chicken Hen", or "Chicken Rooster". I was a smaller chicken, so I was going to be used to make, "Train Bytes", hence my last name. Now you may be wondering how I escaped to, "Super Sal's Poultry Farm". The answer is simple, truck. I was in a crate in the back of a truck driving to the "Chicken Train Processing Facility", and a random chicken pushed me, and I slipped out the crate (I was still a chick). The truck then randomly swerved and fell of a hill. The doors swung open and since I slipped out I was the only one able to escape. This may make you wonder how I have a sister. Easy, we aren't biological, she is the only Hen on the farm. One more thing I need to clear up, the "Processing Facility", is used to inject steroids into chicks to make them meatier.
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Humorthe most detailed way to describe the word, chicken. A heavily personalized biography detailing my life. Contains secrets, humor, and my secret language. If you're into romance, get off my page dork. This is for true chicken fans! (Bawk Off)
