Super Sal is a tall man, with a straw hat, white beard, and prosthetic leg. He loves chickens and instead of using them for eggs or meat, he started a preservation camp. Obviously some eggs are necessary but they are but in an incubator. He gets his name, "Super Sal", because he is a self proclaimed superhero. He says this because he saves lives. But how did he meet me? He met me when he saw me walking near an abandoned farm and decided I was, "finders keepers". Apparently if a chicken seems abandoned, it is abandoned. Obviously his love of chickens has taught him our language hence the perfect literature. Super Sal owns 300 chickens and has 70 followers on his social media profile titled, "SuperSalChickenMan🆒". Super Sal is also a professional pillow fighter. He is on the channeling of, "Pillow Talk with Penelope" quite often due to his career. Upon further inspection there is other types of, "fighting", on that channel too. He is what a chicken would call, "Arggggh Chirp Chirp BaCawk". This translates to, "an annoying yet laid back dude." This obviously is only translatable through accent and other speech changing qualities.
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Humorthe most detailed way to describe the word, chicken. A heavily personalized biography detailing my life. Contains secrets, humor, and my secret language. If you're into romance, get off my page dork. This is for true chicken fans! (Bawk Off)
