"Billie!" I yell from the back yard "shark no! Shark drop it!" I run away from him "BILLIE!!" I yell
"What?!" She ran out in a panic
"Shark AAHH! Shark has a ground hog in his mouth!" I jump up and down tariffed
"Shit. Actually!" She laughed at my reaction
"Yes!" I ran causing him to chance me "Billie get your fucking dog- AAAAAHHH!" I jump onto the glass table we have near the pool
"Jesus" she laughed "shark oh shit." She realized what was going on "shark drop it." She pointed "AHH! Sh- ahahah shark drop it now"
"Billie what if he gets rabies" I gasp
"Now why would you say that!" She dropped her arms
Now scared, she grabbed a broom and tried to hit it out of his mouth
"Ew ew ew ew" I close my eyes still standing on the table
"Aww poor little ground hog" she finally made him drop it
"Is it dead" I gasp
"I'm pretty sure" she poked it with the broom
"Oh my god that's so sad!" I hop off the table "shark that was so not nice!" I point at him
"Dude, you fucking killed a ground hog" Billie looked at him with her hands on her hips "like what the fuck it's to early for this shit" she shook her head
"Ok like throw it away or something please" I shake my head looking away from it
"You! I'm the one that got it out of his mouth!" She complained
"Yeah no. I'm not about to do that." I scoff staring to walk inside
"Lani" Billie tilted her head but I continued to walk "mia." She said a bit louder as I got closer to the house "Mia'Kallani!" She yelled as I closed the door
Girl got me fucked up, I am not about to touch a dead ground hog. It's her dog that killed it.
"Lani what the fuck!" She walked into my bunny room where I was at
"What?" I looked up at her as I was sitting on the floor
"Why'd you just leave" she closed the door so shark wouldn't come in
"I'm not about to touch a dead animal Billie, that's crazy" I gave blossom a treat
"Whatever" she rolled her eyes "I put him in his crate so if he keeps barking that's why" she at on there floor next to me
"See how my children aren't killing other animals" I point
"Oh shut up" she rolled her eyes "sharks a man!" She said in a manly voice
"That was discussing" I shake my head
"You should've seen your face" she wheezed
"Stop!" I laughed pushing her sholder
"You where yelling so fucking loud" she shook her head
"So where you!" I point
"AAHAHA oh my god that was so funny" she laid on the floor
"Your so annoying" I laughed
"Billie!billie get your fucking dog!" She mocked me tears now rolling down her cheeks
"Stop" I laughed her wheezing maki it 10 times funnier
"Wanna go to the mall?" She asked once she finally calmed down
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Inked up |billie eilish
FanfictionBillie Eilish. The owner of a tattoo company, tough and always in a bad mood. But she seems to go soft for her head designer Mia.
