gasps CHEATING?

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by Not_theRealFurina

by Not_theRealFurina

3 rd person POV

An Ogre. A hot sexy ogre standing in front of the shrimpy Paul. He blushed, harder than an overripe strawberry or the most croquette UwU shirt you could find at Bershka.

"Hey bbg, what's your name?"

Shrek bit his lower lip and lifted his eyebrow, giving Paul the most skibidi toilet skibidi brrrr rizz that could possibly exist and nuke 100000 galaxies.

"Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm still recovering from a breakup. My slutty ugly girlfriend Chani (NOTE : Chani in Dune is pretty asf. If you don't believe me, Google "Chani Kynes") cheated on me with a ugly green female ogre princess."

Paul sighed miserably like when his dad left for the milk and never came back.

"Wait...what was the name of the ogre?

-Fiona."