Shrek POV
Cashier desk was right. My beloved ogre Fiona did cheat on me with some primitive desert woman who's just a small shrimp I hate her so much I wanna crush her. I was bored so I turned on my Mac Book number 11111101001382836727372737262727373737388 and started scrolling through Tinder. I found him. My dream boy at the cafe, dressed in a tank top his manly abs showing through. I kept on drooling at his hot and sexy photo I felt my tummy fill with butterflies like some UwU senpai Neko Lolita cat coquette girl.
I screenshot his hot face and used it as my laptop wallpaper. When I fell asleep, I imagined us at our wedding day and he lifted me in my arms, yeetting me to the moon with his strong buff sexy muscular arms.
Paul. He's so hot
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Paul Atreides x Shrek
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