First encounter UwU

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Third person POV

Shrek was at Starbucks his 6 pack  showing though his UwU girlie coquette crop top as he waited for his turn.

"Hey Shrek! Your wife Fiona cheated on you!"

The cash desk said. Shrek hated the cash desk because he killed the ogre's parents with a Jesus toast. He's just jealous. Shrek told himself.

"Next!"

It was his turn. In front of him was guy 10000000000007372791827373 times shorter than him and a cute curls with some brown brown poop caca chocolate brown color which Shrek really liked and reminded him of Fiona. And the dude's eyes : Green like Shrek's waxy swampy olive tan when he sunbathed with his slay UwU baka friend Donkey.

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