Party Pooper (11)

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         The time must've been like 2 am or something because Gold flat out passed out in the middle of the giant backyard. Kyran wasn't the type of person who liked these kinds of parties, they were always too loud, too colorful, and too crowded. He would've much preferred to be at home and sleeping, but for now, he would simply be sipping soda from a little plastic cup. But Funneh was managing fairly well as she kept socializing with people (who were outright insulting her, I don't understand how it doesn't get to her!!). But at 2 am, Kyran was utterly exhausted (he didn't even really do anything) and started rethinking his life choices.

         I made my way to the blue haired girl standing next to the fruit punch. She just kept chugging and chugging cups of fruit punch, it was kind of disturbing and very concerning.

         "Funneh, I hate to disturb you, but like how are you still fully functioning at 2 am?"
         She stared at me in a way where you could tell she was as exhausted as I was, but still understood the question perfectly fine. At least she wasn't acting like a drunk person. "Dude, I am all good right now! Yep! I don't think that I could've prevented it from happening! It was not my fault! I don't blame myself whatsoever!"
         I just kinda stared at her. I was not listening to what she said. "What?"
         "What?"
         "What?"
         "What?"
         "Wh- okay but I am soooo tired, and Gold is sleeping outside on the grass."
         "Oh yeah, don't worry, I am so good and so fine and definitely not going to pass out, don't worry."
         "What are you even doing?"
         "Trying to get a Guinness World Record of most cups of fruit punch chugged in an hour."
         "T-that's really stupid."
         "You literally twerked for the talent show, you cannot be saying anything!"
         "I- Sure, I guess you're right, but like can we go now? I'm soooo tired."
         "Okay sure. But first-" And then the jug of fruit punch was dumped on us.

         I wasn't even fully awake when Funneh went ballistic. I think the fruit punch trick was the last straw for me, because right after that I was phasing in and out of being awaking and peacefully sleeping, not like I was fully conscious to begin with. From what little I actually paid attention to, Funneh just started throwing cups, and bowls, and pillows, and chairs, and literally anything she could get her hands on. The guy (who I think) dumped the jug of fruit punch on Funneh was screaming words that my tired brain could not understand. He was saying slurs though, which was definitely not cool and was really mean because I think he called Funneh the r-slur or something.
         I got up and felt even more disoriented, but Funneh was no longer in sight and I felt obligated to make sure she didn't die in her fight because that's the responsible thing to do. So I went outside to the backyard (somehow) and now Funneh was in the pool(???) I- I don't understand anymore, just let me pass out onto the floor. Something, something, Funneh is beating that guys ass, good for her. Something, something, now I'm included in the fight?? What the heck???

         So here I am, being dragged by some ugly (they're actually really attractive, how do they do it??) and stupid Vengeance High kids into the pool. Blah blah blah, some fighting happened and I kicked them and then shoving and then now pool and water?? What??? And then Funneh is here now??And now we're all fighting?? If only I was like actually conscious to understand what was happening.

Then I got punched
Then I was bleeding
Then I passed out

         "Hey guys... uhh, wake up." I awoke after hearing the familiar and soothing voice of Gold. From the first day I saw her, I knew that I loved Gold. She was beautiful, and kind, and funny, and I could keep going on and on about positive adjectives about her. But I know that it's a losing game. It's just hard to let go.
         "W-what? What time is it?" I asked.
"Umm.. 6:15 AM. I don't really know what happened between you guys and the other Vengeance High students, but a lot of the other people are still knocked out and I want us to get out of here before more trouble ensues... Are you okay?!"
I assumed that she was talking about my bleeding. I had forgotten all about it until she had mentioned it, and then I felt a sudden pain in my lower lip.
"Oww.. I can't really remember how this happened, I think I was punched? Maybe I bit into my lower lip when that happened." I paused for a second to try and organize my thoughts, to the point where I forgot to answer Gold's question. "B-but I'm okay!" I said in a tone that was not reassuring.
Gold gave me a look that showed her doubt. "Well, I'm glad you're okay.. for the most part. What happened to you guys?" She asked.
"She started a fight, I think? S-sorry, I can't really remember, my mind is still kinda fuzzy.."
"It's fine that you don't remember." She said. Then her attention turned to Funneh. "Wake up Funneh!"

It felt that time passed very slowly. We both knew that Funneh wasn't dead, we could see that she was breathing. Funneh thankfully wasn't hurt too bad. She wasn't bleeding like I was, but she did have a black eye. I wondered what had happened after I passed out. I wondered why those kids had started attacking us, what we—more specifically, Funneh—has done to deserve to be attacked like that.
6:16 AM
6:17 AM
6:18 AM
6:19 AM
6:20 AM
6:21 AM
6:22 AM
And finally, Funneh woke up.
"WHAT THE FUCK, WHERE ARE THEY?-"
"Shhhh!" Gold tried to hush Funneh. "They're still asleep, we don't want to wake them up."
"W-where am I?" Funneh asked in confusion.
"You're on the lawn. I had to drag you out of the pool, and geez Funneh, what are you eating? Did you hide more Baconator bars?" This got a laugh out of Funneh.
"A-are you okay, Funneh?" I asked. "You have a black eye!"
"Oh yeah, I am perfectly fine. I think. I can't really remember what happened, but after you were knocked out, the fight kept going on. I landed a few good blows on the guy! Don't know his name, but I think he was a senior, so I think I'm pretty cool."
         "Yep, that's... wonderful Funneh. I'm so glad you uh.. successfully beat up another High School student." I said
         "This party really sucked, you guys got beat up!"   Said Gold.
         "Yeah uh.. sorry for the idea to go here."
         "I-it's fine Funneh. At least none of us died.. I guess. I mean we did get beat up, but it's probably better than dying."
         "Can we leave now?" Gold asked.
         "Yeah sure."

And then we thankfully left the house as quiet as we possibly could.

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