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It's been a week or so since I had brunch with Ess

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It's been a week or so since I had brunch with Ess. In that time frame she has managed to piss me off in more ways than one.

What did she do? I'll let you know.

Essynce Marie Jones went off, made plans with that fine ass man Duke, and didn't tell me. Then she brought it up so casually as if she wasn't worried about calling him in the first place. Hello???

Tremendously happy for her, but still. This is a big deal, at least I think it is. That man wants her real bad, however I personally don't think she sees it.

The other way she pissed me off? This one is the icing on the cake. She came into MY house, ate MY food, sat on MY couch, watched MY TV, then got her ass up and left.

Bitch that food was for me, and she ate it. Who does she think she is??

So now I'm sitting here hungry.

I love Essynce though. I especially love her even more because she managed to put me on with Fanum's fine ass.

Whew! I love me some him, he doesn't need to know that though.

I'm a pimp. Pimp's don't show emotion.

At least not yet..

Speaking of Fanum, I'm on the phone with him as we speak complaining about my shortage of food due to Essynce's greedy ass.

"I'm hungry!"  I whined. "Like real shit. Your stupid big backed friend ate all my food and left me with nothing."

Fanum laughed. "You want me to order you something?"

Now that sentence right there made me want to jump through the screen and give him the sloppiest head known to man.

He offered to pay for my food?? Little ole' me? This can't be.

Now usually I would immediately respond to that sentence and say yes, because who declines free food? But since I'm a pimp, I had to respond in a different manner.

"You tryna call me broke?" I squinted my eyes at him.

He chuckled. "No, I just want to pay for your food."

"So you feel bad for me and think I need donations and charity? My name is not Spencer James." I said.

He sucked his teeth and rolled his eyes. "What do you want?"

"I just said I don't need-"

He cut me off. "Ra'Mariah what the fuck do you want to eat?" He said sternly.

Drop the location. I'm not playing. Pull it out. He needs me to jump his bones.

"Well if you insist." I turned my camera off and bit my finger smiling then slightly stuck my tongue out. A bitch is happy as hell.

I turned my camera back on. "So I want-"

"It better not be no outlandish shit either." He cut me off yet again.

I scrunched my face up at him. "Whose food is it? Mine or yours?"

He rolled his eyes and motioned for me to continue. Yeah like I thought.

Let me stop playing before he changes his mind and I get no free food.

"Okay so I want some American Deli. I want the 4 piece chicken tender combo, plain, with some Sprite, extra honey mustard. Can you also get the 6 piece boneless wings, no combo, hot, with ranch. Thank you so much!" I cheesed. I've been craving American Deli for the longest time possible.

He blankly stared at me. "You want the rest of the menu with that?"

I rolled my eyes playfully. "Hush and order my food please. Matter fact, let me pull up DoorDash and order it myself."

"Alright bro chill." Mhm yep that's what I like to hear. Other than the "bro" part. I'm not your bro.

I sent him the address, he placed the order and we started talking.

"You ever had a dance battle with a crackhead?" I asked him.

He busted out laughing. "Why you asking me that random ass question?"

I personally don't find anything funny. I just want to know and he's laughing at me.

"Maybe because I want to know? Plus aren't you from New York?"

He chuckled. "Yeah and?"

"And? That's sounds like some New York shit. Anything happens in New York." I shrugged

He nodded. "Yeah you're right about that one. New York can't be a real place sometimes."

"That's your state so." I shrugged again

He shrugged right back at me. "It is and I'mma stick beside it."

I laughed. "You've been talking to me way too much."

"Yeah I have." He agreed.

"Okay settle down." I straight faced him.

We continued talking until my food came. The door bell rung, and I jumped up out of my seat.

"Well damn." I heard Fanum mutter. I'm not worried about him, I want my food and I'm hungry.

I got my food, grabbed my phone and sat down at the island in the kitchen.

I took the food boxes out the bag and sat them down. I then opened the first box which were the chicken tenders. I squealed and kicked my feet.

Meanwhile Fanum's hating ass being rude. "Ra'Mariah.. you're big."

I sucked my teeth. "Please leave me alone, I've been hungry for a good minute and now I have food. Hush up."

I began eating my food. It was good as hell too. I definitely have to get his location. Seriously.

"Can I get some?" Fanum spoke up.

I paused mid-bite and looked around. "Who you talking to?"

He sucked his teeth. "Aight remember that."

I took a piece of the tender off and held it to the phone. "Here."

"I was joking.. how you expect me to eat-"

"Eat the damn tender." I cut him off.

He then bit at his phone and chewed. He wasn't chewing shit.

"See is it good?" I smiled.

He smiled back. "Yeah it's good."

AN: yes, yes i know this book is about duke

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AN: yes, yes i know this book is about duke. however i wanted yall to get some insight on my girl mari and fanum.

no meme today, don't forget to vote and comment!

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