[AUTHORS NOTE: Caution, this fanfic is NOT serious...meaning some GOOFY themes and unrealistic/uncanon tropes.]
BRADLEY
The day started like any other. I got my cup of joe, and did the daily wordle. Today it was "Lugubrious." *Huh.. that's not five words!* I thought angrily. I decided to hold a quick protest, so I drove to Wordle headquarters, and set their building on fire. *That should teach them.* I then drove to work, not stopping once(because I was being chased by the police for some odd reason..)
I quickly got inside, saying a quick 'Hello.' To Pierre, and going to my office. Once there I fired another idiot. "Please sir, I need this job!" The worker pleaded. "Sorry, your replacement is here already." I said, brushing off his complaints. "Don't hit the door on your way out!" I shouted at him, as he walked backwards out of the door, flipping me the bird. *I hate this job.* I thought to myself as I sipped on my second coffee of the day. I decided to check my emails, which I rarely do. *Blah blah blah.. pay my taxes.. do paperwork.. please pay your taxes..* I nearly jumped out of my chair when my phone rang. Calming my racing heart, I picked up the phone. "Hello boss! Just calling to let you know that your newest employee is here! I gave him a tour, and he's now working." Pierre practically screamed to me through the phone. "Uhm. Thank you Pierre. I'll go welcome him soon." I replied, recovering from the ear homicide. I hung up shortly after, deciding to make myself presentable to our newest member.
I went to my in-office bathroom, and tidied up. I combed back my perfect hair, chewed a breath mint, and ironed my shirt. *All ready. I decided to call Pierre again, to catch the newbies name. Pierre quickly picked up and responded. "Oh, his name is Max Goof!" And my jaw done hit the floor.
