Realistically, I Have No Clue What This Is (2/2) - 2022 Edition [Unfinished]

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the two people who answered the poll wanted this, so here you go. The second half of this story that I started writing in 2022 and never got anywhere with.

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"Mallow, you and Tsareena wanna race us?" Ash asked.

"Sure!" Mallow replied before turning to Tsareena, "How about you?"

The fruit Pokemon nodded.

"No Pokemon moves are allowed because Mallow's in the race." Ash spoke before he and all the Pokemon here for him started running.

"Hey! No fair!" Mallow exclaimed, she and Tsareena running behind them.

The group ran all the way from the school to Hala's house, with Greninja barely beating out Naganadel for the win.

"Greninja's fast..." Mallow panted.

"I could've been faster." Greninja spoke.

"No, Greninja, we are not using that in a race against friends just to make you faster." Ash replied, knowing exactly what Greninja was implying, "Unless we're only racing each other or we specifically say that everyone can go all out."

"Fair enough." Greninja answered, satisfied.

"Does that mean if we're in the mood to bully Greninja I can use Breakneck Blitz during those races?" Pikachu questioned.

"Pikachu... You are a genius. Of course." Ash replied.

"Rude." Greninja commented.

"Says the one who calls me a nickname just because you know I hate it." Ash teased.

"Now you're going to get it, Ashy-Boy!" Greninja teased back, flicking a small water shuriken at his trainer.

Before Ash could react beyond his laughter, which was shared with the group, Kukui opened the door to Hala's home and allowed them to come in. Kukui sat down on the couch next to Hala, who had a laptop in his lap, as Ash and Mallow took their seats on the couch across from them. Hala raised an eyebrow at Mallow as Pikachu scampered into Ash's lap, with the other Pokemon hovering around their trainer, or caretaker, in the case of Nebby. How Nebby even managed to fit into the house is a mystery in itself. Ash was quick to notice that the laptop Hala had belonged to Kukui, due to the stickers on the back.

"Alola, Kahuna Hala! I know you're probably confused on why I'm here, and so am I, but I know it has to do with what happened last night." Mallow spoke.

Before Hala could question what happened last night, Ash spoke up, "She witnessed Hoopa bringing Greninja to Alola last night. Then I kinda got angry about being the Chosen One and she witnessed me talking with Arceus."

Hala nodded, seemingly understanding. He then moved to do something on the laptop in his lap, speaking after about a minute, "Folder password?"

"The number two, capital B, capital A, master with a capital M." Ash replied.

Hala typed in 2BAMaster, then clicked on Ash's profile and clicked the editing button, only for another password box to show up.

"Editing password?" Hala questioned.

"Twenty five, lowercase f, a, u, r, two cs, k, e, twenty five, two lowercase us, lowercase s, twenty five." Ash rattled off.

"That's a chaotic password." Mallow commented as Hala typed 25faurccke25uus25 into the password box.

"Not really." Ash responded, "It's just mixing the words fuck and arceus along with the letter u for the word you. Then the twenty fives because that's Pikachu's pokedex number. The one in the middle splits fuck and u."

"Okay, so," Hala started.

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"And it should be updated now." Hala spoke.

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