Daughter: Dad! There's a spider outside of the bath room! Can you get it. Please hurry, I am literally about to cry.
Dad: Hold on.
Daughter: Hurry! (Beep beep, she gets a text message.)
Checking her phone,
Dad is dead, your next. -Spider
Daughter: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
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HumorNot all of these jokes are mine, so I give credit to the people who's jokes they belong to. I hope y'all enjoy!!!
