Some basic jokes:
Girl: Want to hear a pizza joke?
Boy: Ok.
Girl: Never mind, its to cheesy.
Girl: What did one penny say to another penny?
Boy: I don't know? What?
Girl: We make cents together!
Girl: What runs but never walks?
Boy: A fish?
Girl: No..how would that even make any sense?
Boy: ....
Girl: The answer's water!
Boy: .... Let me try a joke.
Boy: Knock-Knock!
Girl: Who's there?
Boy: Yah
Girl: Yah who?
Boy: Wow I'm excited to see you too!
Boy: Knock-Knock!
Girl: Who's there?
Boy: Stan.
Girl: Stan who?
Boy: Stan back, I'm going to sneeze!
Girl: (Takes a step back)
Boy: Knock-Knock!
Girl: Who's there?
Boy: Mikey!
Girl: Mikey who?
Boy: Mikey doesn't fit in the key hole! 😨😨
Girl: ... Ok now back to me.
Girl: Which flower talks the most?
Boy: I don't know.
Girl: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!
Boy: Ohhhhhh.
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