"GRAMMARLY" hemmingway screamed. "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY SWEET BABY HONEY SUGAR POP!" Hemmingway ran over to grammarlys dead body on the floor. he sobbed. and his dick throbbed because he was horny beforehand.
"how will i ever cope with this tragedy. the love of my life whom i had only known for less than 48 hours has died?!?!?"
hemmingway thought to himself surely my sweet baby honey sugar pop would want me to find happiness in someone else? right?
So, then, Hemingway went to a bar. At the bar, he met a nice lad named Duolingo. They hit it off immediately. Literally. They hanged them banged and yoinked and wanked, they both were screaming and creaming as if they were a cream filled donut with a soul getting decapitated
Their sex lasted for days, one may say there were in the omegaverse and experienced what is known as "rut"
"Duolingo..." Hemingway started. "my surgar baby honey pop papicita daddy baby nut muffin... I think..."
"oh, Hemingway!" Duolingo moaned
"yes, Duolingo. I'm asking you to marry me."
"oh, yes Hemingway, you bet my popping pussy I'll marry you!"
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Grammar. - A Love Story (GrammarlyXbad boy/mafia boss)
RomanceGrammarly is homeless, and then meets a mafia boss and falls deeply and irrevocably in love with him and his beautiful blue orbs, oh, and we can't forget his massive bobs. (THIS IS PURE SATIRE)
