They got married then and there, they flew to Vegas for their honeymoon where they were boning and groaning and moaning for weeks, plus a lot of gambling, drugs, and alcohol.
They had the lovers suite in their hotel, with a heart shaped bed and tub, the perfect romantic getaway for two people trying to escape from their pasts.
Once they got back from their honeymoon though... Someone was waiting for them at the door.....
It was....
None other than......
Babbel. Duolingos abusive ex boyfriend.
"gasp BABBEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!" Duolingo shivered.
"baby cakes cum muffin, who is this" Hemingway looked at the man in disgust.
"this... This is my EX. Babbel, we are not together anymore. And any disagreement with this will have you beheaded. My new sexy hot man right here next to me is a Mafia boss. He will decapitate you with his dick."
Babbel gasped and ran away like one of those cartoon characters
Duolingo and Hemingway then made out till their lips were raw (not specifying which lips 😏)
And they lived happily ever after with their 779 children...
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Grammar. - A Love Story (GrammarlyXbad boy/mafia boss)
RomanceGrammarly is homeless, and then meets a mafia boss and falls deeply and irrevocably in love with him and his beautiful blue orbs, oh, and we can't forget his massive bobs. (THIS IS PURE SATIRE)
