Fast and Foxy (K/DA Ahri x Male Reader)

20th Lap - Brotherly Reunion

*VWOOOOOM! FLICK! FLUTTER... VWOOOOOOM!*

I gun it down the non-busy Piltover streets, just disregarding road laws like a total asshole. I felt really guilty after doing it though when I reached campus, so I slowed down because I fear some people might busy with school stuff.

However, when I pull onto the campus, there are drunk students everywhere in costumes, some cracked up, some not, some shouting, some passed out in the grass. This is what I get for taking a short cut down the frat row...

When's... when the fuck is Halloween?! I check the date on my car's screen, and it says it's near the end of October, oh they timed it perfectly! Ahri's concert's going to be right after Halloween, during the weekend!

That's going to be action-fucking-packed! I'm hoping Ezreal has friends here to party with for Halloween, I'll grab Ekko and we join him. After that Friday, he has his match Saturday, in the morning, and Ahri has her concert that very night, which I'm definitely going to.

*SKRRT! BEEEEEP!*

I honk my horn at the dickhead that just stumbled right in front of my car, and I nearly hit him. One thing for sure, is that racing didn't prepare me for this kind of driving.

Y/N: Hey-

???: WOOOOOOAH!!!! SICK CAR BRO!!! WOOOOOO!!!

He just drags his hand across the fender, good thing it's matte so that it won't show up.

Y/N: Get out of the road man, I got places to be!

His friends come along and drag him away, he rips his shirt off but then falls over. University police in the meantime are just nowhere to be found. Hell, I bet they're partying somewhere too, goodness...

I do a little texting while driving to ask Ezreal how's school going at and what he's up to right now.

Bro: am ok school is a bit tough rn, I'm just chilling in the dorm, studying for a test I got next week. Luckily sports marketing is easy and I can ask my coaches for answers.

Sports kids, you gotta love them, they didn't go to college to play school.

Y/N: ok cool, good luck with school and all that, u should be out enjoying Halloween.

Bro: Kayn has a date to the haunted house already, I ain't third wheeling nothin

Y/N: Ok fair, well gl gl

Bro: Thank

I'm going to his dorm as we speak. I know based on these texts he's gonna want to see someone or something, anything. I find the right parking lot and that building looks familiar.

He'll be on the lot's side so all he has to do is look out his window. I know when he sees a car like mine doing a whipping excursion he's going to have to come out. So... partially all-wheel drive car, how does one donut? Rear wheel is easy, it's all torque, but this is torque and finesse.

Thank the spirits that this lot is empty, not a car in sight, and all the police are out worrying about the parties, not the fresh meat.

I put it in manual that way I can somewhat control the gears. I should only need 1st gear to build up revs. I turn off a lot of the safety stuff, thanks to the buttons it's fairly easy. I jam on the gas, doing it live.

*VWOM-VWOM-VWOM!*

Cut the wheel hard, and then I have to control it, because it starts as a circle, then slowly centers itself... becoming an axis donut...

*SKRRRRRRT!!! INTENSIFIES*

I do it until I feel dizzy and see people crowding all around the parking lot. When I'm done, people start clapping and cheering, then there's the Boogeyman of tonight, university police.