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Eleven

This chapter is about all the other friends and group chats besides the insta hotties!

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In the "Fuck It Up Whores 🤪" group chat

[11:23 am]

Nori: It pains me to say it but
Oikawa did a good thing in his life

Kawa: wait what
What do you mean by that
I'm an amazing person

Toya: debatable

Maki: you threatened throw me in a locker in high school cause I refused to give you one of my pink strawberry sugar cookies

Kawa: that's cause those cookies are divine
And I can't find them anywhere anymore 😭

Maki: THEY WERE AT KING SOOPERS YOU DUMB FUCK

Kawa: WELL NIT MY KING SOOPERS THAN

Toya: those are actually the best cookies man has ever created

Kawa: thank you
My actions are reasonable

Maki: still doesn't make you a good person

Shin: what did Kawa even do to be a "good" person

Kawa: rude

Nori: he helped me get down and dirty with a hot man

Toya: HE WHAT!?

Shin: AYYYEEE FUCK IT UP BESTIE

Kawa: I did do that 😌

Maki: HUZZAHH!!

Toya: did you just say huzzah 💀

Maki: maybe-

Toya: leave.

Maki: TOYA!!

Kawa: actually on the topic of you
I have a question for you Toya

Toya: Uhmm ok??

Kawa: why didn't you tell us your cousin was hot?

Toya: excuse me?

Shin: you have a cousin?

Maki: a hot cousin?

Nori: and you didn't tell us?

Toya: A. That's my cousin
Gross
B. I've told you guys about him hundreds of times

Kawa: you have?

Toya: YES
When I ranted to you about how my cousin was being a dickwad to me and refused to hang out with me

Shin: oh-
You were talking about your cousin??

Toya: YES

Kawa: you were talking about Sakusa then??

Toya: ...
How do you know his name?
Actually how do you know he's "hot" in general?

Kawa: OH
He's in my random hot insta people groupchat

Toya: HE IS!?

Maki: that reminds me
When do you plan on setting me up homeboy?

Kawa: DID YOU JUST CALL ME HOMEBOY??
I'm not setting you up anymore after that nickname

Maki: MAN FUCK YOU
I CANT HAVE SHIT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD