Reborn By JustBored21

Chapter 78

"I'm hoping this is important," Harry said as he, Padfoot, Sif and Hela walked into Avengers headquarters.

"Harry," Steve greeted him. "where's Natasha?" He asked after greeting Sif.

"She's at home looking after a baby that I currently want to play with," Harry answered honestly. "oh, and this is my new friend, Hela," Harry added, gesturing to Hela who didn't respond beyond a small nod to Steve.

"Ma'am," Steve nodded to her before turning to Harry. "I would ask more questions, but we're running short on time, follow me." Steve turned and walked away, with the others following after him. Steve guided them to a room where the rest of the Avengers were. As soon as they had entered the room, a silver blur zoomed across the room and a second later Pietro was kneeling in front of Padfoot and began stroking him.

"Good boy," Pietro smiled at Padfoot before looking up and noticing Hela. He stood up and offered her a charming smile. "and who are you?" He asked.

"Not interested." Hela dismissed him with a roll of her eyes.

"Pietro," Wanda groaned, pulling Pietro next to her with her powers. "we don't have time for this."

"She's right," Rhodey agreed. "we need to get to work."

"On what?" Sif asked.

"The potential end of the world." A voice replied just as Loki walked into the room, followed by Korg and Miek.

"Hi new guys," Korg smiled at Harry and the rest. "I'm Korg, and this is Miek. And that's our leader, Loki."

"We've met." Sif cut in before more could be said. "What are you doing here, Loki? I thought you had left."

"That was the plan," Loki sighed. "but we were ambushed on the way."

"Ambushed?" Harry frowned.

"Yes, it's a long story but I'll try to be quick," Loki replied before he began explaining. "and that's about it." He finished a minute later.

"So, let me get this straight," Harry spoke up. "Thanos is coming here, to Earth?" He asked.

"Yes."

"Because he wants the stones?" He asked.

"Pretty much."

"And he already has one of them because you're a kleptomaniac and an idiot, correct?"

"Not how I'd phrase it, but yeah."

"Right, I've decided then, I'm going to kill you." Harry calmly informed Loki.

"As entertaining as that'll be to watch," Tony interrupted. "perhaps we should deal with the aliens first." Harry blinked and stared at Tony as if he had just given him the answer to the most difficult question in the universe.

"Yes, yes, you're right," Harry said thoughtfully. "and after I'll bind him and make him my daughter's slave."

"What?" Sif stared at Harry, joined by the rest of the room including a gaping Loki.

"I'd like to see any other father give their daughter an actual god," Harry muttered under his breath. "I'll be the best."

"I'm not going to lie, I would've loved that when I was younger," Hela commented.