Me: Okay, number one: I finally decided to say something about the amount of views I have on this thing, I never noticed until now...BDFBDKJFKJFBSKGBSRBSBBJKFBJKDFNDFDFJBJNDNJFHDRG! Who on this planet likes this besides my friends, half of these have so many self references that it isn't okay. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! number two: here are some random tidbits for you since I have been gone and because, so many views....
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Me: *sitting on the computer* *sends email to friends*
Friends: *magically always online and not online when I email*
Me: *Forever alone* HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME? I MADE MY MISTAKES, GOT NO WHERE TO RUN! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
Canada: *Clings to me* JOIN MEH!
Me: B-but I want to move to Europe. *cough* Germany *cough*
Canada: *in the emo corner*
Tamaki: She let you down
Canada: *listening to Simple Plan*
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Based on my text to my mom
Canada: England
England: *reading and drinking tea*
Canada: England
England: *Still isn't seeing Canada*
Canada: Angleterre
England: *Looks around* D-did the frog die and came back to haunt me?
Canada: *Grabs America* *Throws screaming America at England* NOTICE ME!!!!
America: *crashes into England*
England: *giant eyebrow twitch* WHO THE FUCK THREW THIS? I WILL BEAT YOU MOTHERFUCKER WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Canada: 0_0 *runs away*
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Sister: Bitch
What I want to do:
Me: YOU CALL ME A BITCH LIKE ITS A BAD THING, YOU CALL ME A FREAK LIKE THAT MEANS SOMETHING, CAN'T GET YOUR WAY SO NOW YOU'RE ANGRY.
What does happen:
Me: *Angst* *angst* *about to let it go* *angst*
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Romano: Hmmm...I haven't reached my fuck off quotta....Hey Potato Bastards get over here
Prussia and Germany: ???
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2pItaly: Bored....*Walks up to abandoned TARDIS* Taking this *Teleports back in time*
2pItaly: Where the fuck am I?
???: Minnisoda
2pItaly: *turns around*
six year old me: Hi!
2pItaly: Strange tiny human...that looks like MJ...take me to your superior.
Six year old me: In the yard at my house, I'm in charge.
2pItaly: Yeah rig-
Six year old me: Otherwise I will gut you alive *holding a broken piece of mirror*
2pItaly:....Taking this *grabs little me*
Childhood dogs: Hell naw *attacks*
2pItaly: *leaves little me behind and gets back to present time* What the actual fuck just happened?
Germany: Someone mentioned dogs.
2pItaly: I will kill you.
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FanfictionSTORY IS DISCONTINUED Warning extreme amounts of crack, and other things. Such as - Hetalia -TMNT - Dr Who - crack yaoi -swearing -random humor - other kinds of fandoms - possibly even OCs - I am new to writing this stuff Enjoy and don't kill m...
