A/N: sorry for not posting anything in the past...month or so? Irk. Again sorry.
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Prussia: Hey MJ, you said that today you would finally do that thing again...you know the crack fan fiction.
Me: *missing*
Prussia: Where are you? .... *Walks around the room* *sees laptop*
Laptop: *left open*
Prussia: Maybe she wrote it without me...NONSENSE, she always needs me around to pass on my awesomeness to her. And so then I appear in each part or else the world implodes.
Prussia:*sits down with laptop* Just to be sure. *looks at laptop*
Laptop: *on my wattpad library*
Prussia: ....uhh....I need an adult...
Me: appears behind Prussia* I know...at first my wattpad library had only my friends' books and one crack fan fiction, now it is filled with gerita, prucan, spamano, and crack fan fiction.
Prussia: M...J
Me: *thousand yard stare* What happened?
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Germany: *in kitchen* Ich Leibe...die-
MJ: *charges into Germany's house* We're back-....*sees Germany* ...have fun making cake...in that apron
Austria: GIVE ME THE CAKE!
Me: *leaves*
Germany: And now MJ know of my cake baking....
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Romano: *Eating a tomato*
Spain: *dark aura* ROMANO
Romano: *drops tomato*
Spain: *back to normal* We should go on a date.
Romano: *still shocked and didn't fully hear* u-uh...sure...
Spain: Great, I'll go get ready. *walks away*
Romano:....*Fully realises what happened* FUCK YOU, TOMATO BASTARD AND YOUR FINE SPANISH ASS *Clasp hands over mouth*
Me: *about to say something*
Romano: You don't get to say anything about him.
Me: Well since you're so upset about going on a date with him, I think Fran-
*later*
Romano: *on a date with Spain**whispers* god dammit
*serveral years later*
Romano: *at the alter* *whispers* god dammit
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Me: *sigh*
Inside my mind~~~~~~
Prussia: Fuck, we're out of ideas.
Spain: ummm....TOMATOES
Prussia: We did that already
France: time to bring out my specialty-
Germany: Nien, don't you dare.
Prussia: Too late!
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France: Oh, black sheep of Europe come here~
England: *enters room* I told you not to-
France: *wearing a French maid uniform* Any orders for me, sir-
England: NO! Out! Now! *tosses France out of house*
America: Alright! USUK USUK USUK USUK
England: *tosses America out* Wankers.
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DISCONTINUED And Now For Some Crack (Fanfiction)
FanfictionSTORY IS DISCONTINUED Warning extreme amounts of crack, and other things. Such as - Hetalia -TMNT - Dr Who - crack yaoi -swearing -random humor - other kinds of fandoms - possibly even OCs - I am new to writing this stuff Enjoy and don't kill m...
