Me: *poking around the Internet for Hetalia stuff* .... *finds 2p birthday scenario game*
Me: 2pSouth Italy sets your room on fire, because he loves you...
~~~~~~~~~~~meanwhile in my head~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: HOLY SHIT, MY ROOM!
Room: CACKLE CACKLE *Burning in a horrid blaze*
2p Romano: LOVE ME!
Me: 0_0 *runs away* somebody help me! Flávio is crazy!
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Me: *find more birthday scenarios*
Me: North Italy thinks about you...with fiery passion
~~~~~~~~~~meanwhile in my head~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: Italy, you got to help me hide from your bro-
Italy: *staring at me with slightly perverted grin*
Me: ....
2pRomano: LOVE ME!
Me: *Runs away*
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Me: *Looks at another *
Me: Romano gives you a cookie, right before a unicorn kidnaps you...
~~~~~~~~~my head again~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Romano: Here, have this, now that I got my 2p away from you.
Me: thanks * nibbles on cookie*
Unicorn: *Grabs me*
Me: Aaaaahhhhh
Unicorn: To the fab lair
Me: Poland's or-
Unicorn: Flávio's
Me: I fucking hate these 2ps
America: HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!! *fails to even catch up*
2pItaly: *grabs me*
Me: And you want?!
2pItaly: Stupid Ragazza, I am the 2p who should be kidnapping people
Me: Great, now I am part of a one sided pissing contest.
2pEngland: LANGUAGE!!
2pItaly: Where the hell did you come from?
2pEngland: The fab lair! *kidnaps me*
Me: God dammit!
2pEngland: *dark aura surrounds him* What did I say about language?
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Germany: THAT IS ENOUGH!!
Me: *Looks up from iPad* what are you screaming about?
Germany: Those two trying to show us all yaoi. *gestures to Japan and Hungary*
Me: *Joins them*
Germany: *Face Palm*
Poland: She knows of the Fab lairs
2pRomano: She must be ended
2pEngland: Agreed, or at least we need sure she doesn't mention it to anyone.
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