Janus.

Chapter 1.2

"Are those the-uh-hentai tentacle things? Damn, Something's definitely wrong."Hyda was being dragged by the metallic tentacles, she was still bleeding ,"I should have never unearthed that stupid hard drive, now I'm dreaming about fucking tentacle hentai of all things." She saw a cartoon cat chasing a mouse, she also saw a chess piece with a shotgun, hopping around. "Oh look,a cartridge, seems like it's from the 1990's"She grabbed a cockroach and started examining it, thinking that it's some ancient artefact. The tentacles placed her on a bed ,"Why does this giant block of cheese have eyes? Why is this funny? hahahahaha-"She was laughing like it was the last time she would ever get to laugh, but she was just high, if being hit in the head and getting your skull split in half makes you high, which it doesn't. A bunch of medical bots entered the room, half of them were rusting, they took her blood and began doing tests, then began to replace it with the 'crystal blood'. "It tickles! "Ah! Stop! Hehehehe" She was still very 'shaken'.

"You may enter." Nora said, after the two were chatting for 6 hours with nothing better to do ,"Barring your own brother from entering your home was a little harsh, wasn't it?"Squeedo said, walking in ,"Sorry, but most of the Noras hate you" Nora said. "Like angry Nora?" Dave asked ,"Especially me, pipsqueak!" That was angry Nora, she was glowing purple, unlike calm Nora, but angry Nora reverted back to calm Nora right after screaming angrily at Dave for no reason whatsoever." If you wish to visit Hyda, she is in the infirmary, which is to the next left, though she must rest today, so it's better not to visit her. "Calm Nora said, calmly. See what I did there? I said she said those words calmly, because she is calm Nora! I'm the smartest narrator ,"Shut up", Dave said to a disembodied voice ,"Shut up, narrator" He told me, which hurt my feelings. Dave ran to the infirmary ,"I've gotta ask her something important, she might die at any moment, right?" He said ,"Stop!" Nora's words didn't reach him. Dave opened the infirmary door to see Hyda vomiting in a trashcan and a rusty robot patting her back ,"Look, I know you're incredibly sick right now but I need to ask you something incredibly important." He said ,"W-what?" She stopped vomiting, and was very pale ,"What the hell are you wearing? I wanted to ask you when we first met but I decided not to since it would be weird, I think, but you also seem to be the type that's attracted to danger, so here I am, asking you what the hell you're wearing." He said ,"Wait, what?" She said ,"I'm sorry, but a bot's arm malfunctioned and tore her ears, she's still not accustomed to artificial eardrums." said the rusting bot. "You replaced her ears?" ,"Just the eardrum." ,"oh." Dave left the infirmary and let Hyda rest. "What did you ask her, you goblin?" Angry Nora said, with a mean stare ,"Nothing, her ears were ruptured by one of your bots" Said Dave. Nora turned blue ,"Oh dear, I'm so sorry, I thought that there were no bugs, I-"The blue Nora was crying, she turned yellow ,"Damn, you made her cry. I'm gonna take a power nap now" Nora disappeared, or is it 'The Noras'?I have no idea. "Those were some of the other Noras, right?" Asked Dave, "yup." Said Squeedo,"You wanna explore the dungeon?"Squeedo asked ,"Isn't it better if we wait for my mom?" Said Dave ,"Nahhh!"The two said, in unison.

There was only a single door beyond the infirmary, after an intense match of rock-paper-scissors-leaf (leaf can beat everything if used against Dave, otherwise, it's useless) Dave opened the door hesitantly. It revealed something, that changed how they saw this place completely, it was mind boggling, and absolutely insane that it was here, there should be absolutely no reason for it's very existence here. Why was it here? How was it here? How does an area of such nature happen to be built inside a buried abandoned lab?

There was absolutely no way the two just stumbled upon.....an ordinary room.....with a sofa.....and a bed.....next to each other, with a T.V on the wall they were facing, it had a game console attached to it, which was vintage, even for these two. They entered the room, it was painted quite recently, with nice shade of blue on the ceiling, and light brown all around. Dave opened the cupboard beside the door he opened, it was filled with files, analog paper files. Most of them were pretty boring, so Dave put them back and closed the cupboard.