Life in the Penstal Family

More incorrect quotes

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Gel Pen: Where's Spy Pen? 

Glass Pen: Don't worry, I'll find him. 

Glass, shouting: Multi-Colored Pen sucks! 

Spy Pen, distantly: Multi-Color is the best person ever! Fluff you! 

Glass: Found him.

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Glass Pen: Why are you smiling? 

Crystal Pen: What? I can't just be happy? 

Spy Pen: Gem Pen tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Crystal Pen, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- 

Gel Pen, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? 

Glass Pen, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. 

Gem Pen, appalled: Call the exorcist.

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Multi-Colored Pen: What's worse than a heartbreak? 

Crystal Pen: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. 

Glass Pen: Waking up in the morning. 

Spy Pen: Waking up.

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Multi-Colored Pen: I'm cold. 

Spy Pen: Here, take my hoodie. 

*meanwhile* 

Glass Pen: I'm cold. 

Crystal Pen: I can't control the weather, Glass.

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Crystal Pen & Glass Pen in the back of Crystal's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! 

Pen: We have food at home. 

Crystal: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough* 

Crystal Pen & Glass Pen: YAYYYYYY! 

Crystal: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

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Crystal Pen: Where the Difficulty Chart Realm is Glitter? 

Glass Pen: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe he melted? 

Multi-Colored Pen: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Glass Pen: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Spy Pen does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff? 

Gem Pen: If Spy Pen were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Spy Pen jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.