Glitter Pen: *has a gun*
Multi-Colored Pen: ...that's a baby with a gun.
Gel Pen: BABY...
Gel Pen: WITH A GUN...
Spy Pen: I'm calling the police.
Spy Pen: They hung up.
Glass Pen: IT'S A BABY WITH A GUN.
Spy Pen: Comfort eating.
Spin Pen: That's just sugar.
Crystal Pen: Awww, it's a baby with a gun....
Glass Pen: BABY WITH A GUN!!
Click Pen: Who sent you?!
Click Pen: Was it Uncle Dark?!
Click Pen: I will buy him a new chainsaw.
Spy Pen: Does my life insurance cover babies with guns?
Spy Pen: Oh really?
Glow Pen: Get out.
Crystal Pen: *holds out Reddy (Glitter's teddy bear)* How bout we trade, okay? I'll give you this, and you give me that.
Crystal Pen: Now isn't that bet-
Glitter Pen: *pulls out another gun*
Crystal Pen: Oh...
Crystal Pen: I'm really stupid.
Purple Pen: *yoinks gun from Crystal Pen*
Purple Pen: OH?!
Purple Pen: IT'S NOT NICE, IS IT?
Purple Pen: I'M A PANGENDER TWEEN WITH A GUN!
Purple Pen: WHAT ARE YOU, YOU'RE A BABY WITH A GUN!
Purple Pen: YOU'RE NOTHING-
(5 seconds later)
*Insert Crystal Pen standing over Purple Pen who just got violently beaten up*
Purple Pen: I'm sorry that was mean you don't deserve that you're young.
Purple Pen: *hands Glitter Pen the gun* Here... Just take mine.
Sodalite: Oh, now it's a baby with two guns...
Gel Pen: Where's the baby...
Gel Pen: THERE'S THE BABY!
Click Pen: Why don't you leave?!
Glass Pen: GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE-
Purple Pen: I'M HIDING IN THE FRIDGE NOW!
Crystal Pen: Y'know I kinda want him to shoot me, so that when Wild Card's like "Oh hey Crystal Pen, how did you die?" I can be like "I don't know God, maybe I was shot by a BABY WITH A GUN-"
Glitter Pen: *laughs*
Crystal Pen: DON'T LAUGH AT ME!
Lapis Lazuli: YOU'RE SICK! YOU'RE A SICK BABY WITH A GUN!
Glass Pen: *Running around the room*
Glass Pen: Yeah, not easy is it?! Not easy to hit a moving target!
*Glitter Pen shoots Glass Pen*
Glass Pen: ....you have to leave.
*Glitter Pen is forcefully shoved outside*
Starlight Marker (walking by): Aww, look at this little baby-
Starlight Marker: OH NO IT'S GOT A GUN! *grabs Prism Marker and flies away quickly*
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Life in the Penstal Family
FanficWhat life is like in the Penstal family. Welcome to... ✨ Complete and total chaos! ✨ Cover is a placeholder
