Life in the Penstal Family

Incorrect Quotes the Third

Glass Pen: Respect my trans homies or I'm gonna identify as a fucking problem.

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Glass Pen: Hold the fuck up. 

Paint Pen: Excuse me? 

Glass Pen: I said hold the fuck up. 

Paint Pen: 

Glass Pen: I'm the fuck up, hold me.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Spy Pen* 

Spy Pen: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Gel Pen: Comparing Multi-Colored Pen and Spy Pen is like comparing apples and oranges. 

Multi-Colored Pen: We're both unique in our own ways? 

Gel Pen: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. 

Spy Pen: Which one of us is the orange?

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Glass Pen: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli. 

Glitter Pen, eyes wide: I-I-I kn-know what I-I saw.

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*At a bank teller window* 

Multi-Colored Pen, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit! 

Paint Pen: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU! 

Multi-Colored Pen: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube* 

Paint Pen: GODDAMMIT, IT'S HER AGAIN!

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Crystal Pen: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder. 

Crystal Pen: *glares at Spy Pen* 

Spy Pen: Well, sorry I have morals!

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Paint Pen: What is your favourite mythical story? 

Crystal Pen: The Story Of My Will To Live. 

Paint Pen: I don't think I've heard of that one before.

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Paint Pen: Hey, it's your turn to wash the dishes. 

Crystal Pen: I'll wash the walls red with your blood. 

Paint Pen: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.

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Multi-Colored Pen: Didn't you die?! 

Crystal Pen: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

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