smg34 oneshots!!

💜hairbrushing🌀

                so sorry if it has bad grammar
                            or doesn't make         
                          sense ｡ﾟ(ﾟ'ω'ﾟ)ﾟ｡!!
                    TW:swears, suggestive,
                             and teasing.
                               ENJOY!!

—————————SMG4 POV:
I was walking around the showgrounds normally while saiko was teaching tari how to play guitar at the front of the showgrounds, bob was playing Roblox with meggy on the bench, and mario was with boopkins and Luigi hula hooping and jump roping.

(surprisingly Luigi is amazing at jump roping! probably gonna make a jump roping competition soon!)

I was extremely happy about everyone playing around outside for once. It was pretty hot outside anyways so. I was wearing beige cargo shorts and a blue shirt. I got a buzz from my pocket. I picked up my phone and got a text from smg3.

—————————SMG4 AND 3s TEXT:

SMG3: hey dude!

SMG4: HIII!!

SMG3: I uh kinda need your help.

SMG4: with what?

SMG3: eggdog ruined my hairbrush and I need a new one sooo can you maybe bring a hairbrush too me?

SMG4: ofc man!

SMG3: really? Thank you so much smg4.

SMG4: I'll probably be there in 5!

SMG3: sounds good! I'll be in my room downstairs.

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——————————SMG4 POV:
I put the phone back in my pocket and ran over to the door.

"BOBBB!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY ON THE BUTTON SO I CAN CROSS!" meggy screamed. I think my eardrums are broken..

I swung open the doors and ran to my room. I open my door and saw my surprisingly clean room but probably because tari helped me clean up around my room. I walked to my bedside table and grab the 2nd cubbie and pull it out. shirt no, pills no, GameCube no, chocolate no, smg3s shirt no, a hairbrush yes!

I picked up the hair brush and closed my cubbie then ran out the room without even closing my door. I jumped out the showgrounds and ran to smg3s coffee & bombs.

"SMGEE4! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Mario exclaimed.

"IM GOING TO SMG3s ILL BE BACK BEFORE 2 I THINK!" I screamed while running over.

I stopped at his door and opened it hearing a bell ring. I went down to the back and started pulling on books cause I forgot which one it was. I pulled on a pink one and bam! the elevator showed up. I went down the elevator and pressed the last floor. I waited a little bit and noticed that the music that plays in the elevator isn't even normal music instead it was some song from bad bunny. I need to know that man's history with Spanish music.

The elevator stopped and the doors opened. I saw smg3 on his bed with a no hat, a popsicle, blackshorts, and a purple shirt with a skull on it. I walked out the elevator and he glanced at me.

"thanks for the hairbrush man!" smg3 pulled his popsicle out his mouth and spoke softly. I put his hand out and was waiting for me to put the hairbrush on his hand but. his hair looks really soft and silky actually. how does one achieve that hair??? I'm not leaving until I get to brush his hair. I inched away my hand with the hairbrush in it.

"hello smg4??" smg3 asked confused.

"Can I brush your hair?" I asked in the most polite way I could.

"w-what? well like I guess but it's not exactly the best so." smg3 said kinda ashamed.

he sat back down on the bed and pulled out his phone in one hand and a popsicle in the other then started licking it again. I took off my shoes and crawled up on the bed behind smg3 and got out the hairbrush.

"are you sure I can brush your hair?" I asked while gripping my hairbrush tightly.

"well yeah why?" smg3 asked questionably while turning around looking at me with a weird look.

"well like your hair is-" "bad?" Smg3 interrupted me with a sad tone even though I don't think he's brushed Mario's hair before.

"no like me explain this very clearly. your hair is so silky and shines like god rays then flows in the wind effortlessly so divine that it feels like if I touch your hair it's a gift from god themself." I explain blankly staring at him trying not to trail off more about his hair.

smg3 stared at me and his face started becoming red and trying not to smile at me.

"just get on with it scrub." smg3 mumbled putting is popsicle back in his mouth and scrolling on TikTok which was just full of brainrot and memes.

I began to brush his hair from the bottom and OMG WHAT?! HIS HAIR IS SO SMOOTH IT FEELS AMAZING TO BE IN THE HAIRS PRESENTS. I kept on brushing with an amazed look on my face. I need his hair routine.

"what's your hair routine omg this is insane it's so smooth!" I exclaimed because I needed this routine.

"Oh well first I apply a mix of Argan and coconut oil, leave it in for an hour, then wash with a shampoo but I usually use a sulfate-free one and I add conditioner. I use a conditioning mask once a week and comb it through then rinse. After drying with a silk towel I apply leave in conditioner and serum, then feta gel with a comb. I always try to air dry but if I ever wanna add extra fluff then I use a heat protectant and I sleep with a silk pillow case! I of course trim every couple of months so I don't get any split ends!" He said proudly

"woah. you need to text me that cause that's a lot to take in." I said surprised on how much self care he has.

"I will sooner or later!" Smg3 said happily with a healthy life style instead of someone who eats cereal for a living.

"wait can I style your hair?" I said while still brushing his hair.

"Yk what sure you can I don't care how silly it is." He threw out his popsicle stick and kept on scrolling but with a smile

I was happy he's letting me do that! I parted his hair and noticed he had a piercing on his nape. It was 2 black gems. woah does he still have a nape or? that looks cool!! I wanna touch it!

"Three when did you have a nape piercing?!"

"don't touch it, don't breath on it, don't do anything with it." smg3 said with a serious tone but he looked more nervous when he said that and ashamed.

I didn't know why he didn't want me to touch it! It's probably not that serious does he become a dog or something when I touch it or those magical girls like homura?

I do not deserve his trust with me because I noticed there was a hair on his nape and it was the perfect excuse to touch it!

"hey smg3?" I said with a smug look on my face  about to touch his nape

"what do you wa-aHHn" he said normally into a moan.

did. did he just moan when i touched his nape? is that his weak spot?? did-did i jus-

smg3 stood up fast and grabbed my arm to his emergency stairs and started running to the door I had no time to process it because hell he's a fast runner.

he was at the cafe part of his house and pointed to the door. "get the fuck out of my house." he said seriously and also shaking in shame really red.

"oh? ok well bye smg3!" I said that fast because I do not wanna get him mad but now I know his weak spot! I think I need to apologize to him later anyways. god I love that man.

——————————SMG3 POV:
never letting him see any of my piercings again and now he has something to blackmail me off of omg I love him with all my heart but I think I hate him right now. 😭
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WORD COUNT: 1352

TYSM FOR READING! AND YES I LIED IM PROBABLY GONNA MAKE THEM EVERYDAY SINCE I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS AND TRACK AND FIELD HAS ENDED! TYSM FOR READING AND FOR 80 READS!!
-B.B.
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