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🔆on the floor⁉️

                so sorry if it has bad grammar
                            or doesn't make         
                          sense ｡ﾟ(ﾟ'ω'ﾟ)ﾟ｡!!
                      TW: random af, swears,   
                  violence, tension, and teasing.
                                 -ENJOY!!!-

————————SMG4 POV:

Finally im done going shopping for beeg and am going back home. The town isn't far from the showgrounds at all it's like a 7 minute walk! I have 2 bags in my hands because also I went shopping for the whole crews sleepover! It's going to be in the gaming room and everyone things are there. Everyone is supposed to be in the castle by now. I'm one minute away from the castle and I can already see it! I get a text from meggy and open my phone. I'm almost home why would she text me?

meggy: HELP

smg4: WHAT HAPPENED?!

meggy: SMG3 IS ON THR FLOOR, BOB AND MARIO ARE FIGHTING, MELONY AND SAIKO ARE BLASTING TUNES, EVERYONES EARS ARE BLEEDING, BOOPKINS AND KAIZO ARE YAPPING SO LOUD, AND SMG3 IS STILL ON THE FLOOR.

(read 6:52 pm)

I go running to the showgrounds and hide away my phone immediately. I WAS GONE FOR 15 MINUTES. I get too the door and think. what if I don't enter? What if I just go to Yemen and change my name too luke?

"MARIO HOLY SHIT!!!"

never mind im going in. I walk in on meggy crying, blood everywhere, Mario and Bob doing a knife fight, melony and saiko screaming baby songs, boopkins and kaizo screaming about weird shit at the top of their lungs, and tari was on the ground panicking with smg3 on the floor right next to her not moving.

"STOPPP!!" I scream at the top of my lungs which was pretty loud. everyone settles down and I notice..smg3 is legit not moving a muscle.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIM?!"
I say pointing to smg3. They all look at him and start panicking.

"SHIT WHAT DO WE DO?!" boopkins screams

"hOlY sHiT i ThInK hE iS dEaD aS fUcK." Bob said truthfully

meggy is running around trying to find a med kit as tari is trying to heal him by doing some ritual. I run up to smg3 still on the floor but his face is on the floor. I flip him over and he looks like he's passed out. His eyes are open but look grayish and his mouth is hanging open. Kaizo walks up right next to him and kicks him a little bit.

"i think he's dead guys." kaizo says in a serious tone crossing his arms. the rest of the crew gather around his life less body all taking turns to kick him. boopkins walks over to the body and gets scared immediately

"AHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DO WE DO STOP KICKING HIM GUYS!" boopkins screamed while moving past everyone and looks at him terrified. We all look at each other with a clueless look. what do we do?

"hey smg4? Why don't you carry smg3 around until he wakes up?" Meggy asks happily. I look at him and think.

"I don't know meggy...maybe leave him here..?"
I say nervously because i am NOT picking up his fatass.

while i say that i feel eyes on me and it was SMG3?! i scream and run around the house while everyone else gets stared at by smg3 and does the same with me.