That's Entertainment Part 1 (HH Pilot)

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NOT LONG AFTER OUR LAST EPISODE

We open up on the clock tower when suddenly a newly arrived sinner literally drops into Hell while screaming.

Four-Armed Demon: Ugh, huh? I'm alive. I'm alive!

Unfortunately, his luck was short lived as he gets run over by an oncoming cab. As the car stops, out steps the pornstar himself, Angel Dust. He listens to Travis while fixing his hair.

Travis: Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!

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Travis: Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!

Angel Dust: Yeah yeah, listen. Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab. You got it?

Travis: Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! Muhehehehehehe!

Angel Dust: Ouch! Ooh! Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi" *kisses him*, Shnookums!

Travis angrily rants to himself while driving away. Angel watches before noticing a vending machine that sells drugs. He gets a pack of Angel Dust (the drug), and is about to dig in when a random demon snatches it.

Feathered Demon: Yoink!

Angel Dust: Hey!

Feathered Demon: Up yours, drag show!

Suddenly a random boulder falls and smashes the demon along with the drugs.

Angel Dust: *gasps* Oh my GOD! picks up the torn bag My drugs, DAMN IT!

He looks up to see a warship flying overhead and blasting everything in sight. Inside the blimp is a bunch of living eggs running around. At the helm of the warship is the mastermind behind the machine, Sir Pentious.

 At the helm of the warship is the mastermind behind the machine, Sir Pentious

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