We open up on Charlie, Vaggie, Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!".
Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!
Vaggie: Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.
Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.
As if on que, Sir Pentious comes in, rolling a new machine into view.
Vaggie: What the hell is that?
Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.
Charlie: What? Why?
Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.
Pentious slithers over to a collection of boxes containing a bunch of weapons that are wheeled in by Odette and Clara.
Odette: *holds out clipboard* Sign, please.
Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes.
Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.
Odette and Clara walks out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from.
Vaggie: Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?
Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.
Vaggie: Okay, well that stops right now.
Vaggie takes Pentious' boxes away.
Pentious: Hey!
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Helluva Tour (Hellaverse FF)
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