Radio Killed the Video Star (HH Episode 2)

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We open up on Charlie pacing with KeeKee prancing alongside her. Charlie was in full panic mode as she rants about the early extermination to the others. 

Charlie: Okay. So, the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year! No big deal, just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half, but who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right?! *Starts to panic* And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!

Vaggie grabs Charlie and calms her down.

Vaggie: Yes. We will.

Jesse: Just have faith, mate. We can do this.

Crystal: Yeah, we still got time.

Angel: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now...

Angel hears his phone vibrate and checks to see threatening messages.

Angel:  Ain't no silver lining this time, toots.

Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!

Angel: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. *Angel waves his phone in their faces* People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.

He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. 

Jesse: Crikey. Least it ain't as violent as Wrath.

Crystal: Oh yeah, it gets bloody there.

Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.

Charlie: Err, what is a... "donkey show"?

Angel: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.

Jesse: Your boss is sounding like a fuckin donkey himself the more I hear about him.

Vaggie: *ignoring Jesse* Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?

Charlie: This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!

Crystal: Exactly!

Angel:  Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? *waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic*

Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -

Suddenly, an explosion is herd and blows a hole in the wall.

Jesse: Fuckin hell!?

Outside, a blimp is flying and being piloted by none other then, Sir Pentious and his Egg Boys.

Pentious: Show yourself Alasssstor! Come and face -

Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. Though he see's Crystal and Jesse.

Jesse: Fuckin hell, him again!?

Crystal: How the fuck, do you keep coming back!?

Pentious: Huh? *uninterested* Oh, it's you two. Out of my way, I'm here for the Radio Demon.

The two point upwards to the second floor balcony where Alastor is sipping coffee.

Pentious: Oh, there you are. Face my wrath!

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