We open up in a dark room with a single light shining on Angel Dust, tied to a chair. He struggled to free himself as his captor paces in front of him.
Captor: Finally awake, Angel Dust?
Angel: Yeah, and what's it to ya?
The captor grabs Angel off the ground by the neck.
Captor: I want you to tell me where your boss stashes his vault!
Angel: *laughs, unbothered* It's hilarious you think I'd tell you anything.
The captor grabs Angel off the ground by the neck.
Captor: Fine. I guess I'll just have to fuck the information outta ya.
Angel: Do your worst.... *seductively smiles* ...daddy~
The captor rips his shirt open and engages in sexual intercourse with Angel. We zoom out, revealing that this is just one of Angel's porn shoots being played on the Hotel TV. Sir Pentious, Charlie, and Crystal were creeped out, Niffty was smiling, and Jesse watched with disappointment.
Angel (On TV): ...Ohhhh, yeahhh, baby!
Angel: You know, this performance won me a 'Sex-x-xi' award!
Charlie: It's, uh... very... honest...? Oh! *turns away and shields her eyes*
Vaggie: Ew!
Crystal: *shields eyes* Please tell me when it's over!
Jesse: Eh, I've seen and even fucked better than this guy. Val needs to find guys who actually know how to rail someone.
Crystal: Not helping!
Jesse: What, it's true. *shrugs*
Angel (On TV): Oh, harder, daddy!
Charlie peeks from her fingers back at the TV screen, before turning her head away to avoid watching, with her hand covering her mouth this time.
Vaggie: Okay! Enough of that.
Vaggie tries to help Charlie by covering the side of her face with her own hand so she doesn't have to see the TV screen. She turns her head to Angel Dust with a disapproving and unamused stare.
Vaggie: Angel, what the fuck?
Angel: What?! You said it was "Show n' Tell" day. I'm showin' you my best film, and I'm tellin' you that it scored me a win over that bitch, Tiffany Titfucker.
Jesse: *snickers* The fuck kind of name is that?
Husk: Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.
Angel looks behind them to Husk who was cleaning a wine glass.
Angel: *laughs, angry* Alright, dickhead. What makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?
Husk: You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?
Angel: *gasps* Fuck you. This is classy art!
Angel (On TV): OH! FUUUCK!!
Sir Pentious covers his eyes at the sight, while Niffty lies on her stomach on the table with smile, kicking her legs back and forth as she continues watching.
Husk: That's bullshit. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender. I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point. *gestures to Sir Pentious* That one. That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep! *to Charlie* Princess, is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems 'cept her own.
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Helluva Tour (Hellaverse FF)
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