The Basics of HoO One Shots

Spatula War (Solangelo)

"Mmmmmhh! That's smells so good, Nico!"

Nico smirked. "You're just buttering me up so you can get a taste."

"What! Pssshh, no..."

"This is for Hazel's baby shower, not for Sticky-Fingered Solace."

Will pouted. "Just let me lick to spoon? You know that I love Italian!"

"Will..."

Will huffed. "Fine." He eyed the spatula sitting on the counter. "In fact, I've got a better idea..."

"Will, what are you-"

Will quickly grabbed the utensil and smacked his Nico in the bum running away giggling. Nico dropped his jaw at his husband's antics but quickly changed it to a sinister smile.

"I know you didn't just do that, Will." He set the large wooden spoon he was using to stir in the bowl and opened a drawer.

"Sorry, my hand slipped." Will said innocently putting his hand over his heart.

Nico's hand emerged from the drawer with another spatula in hand. "FOR PEANUT BUTTER!" He yelled as he launched himself at Will who was screaming bloody murder.

***

Jason and Piper knocked on the door.

"Nico!" Jason yelled. "Will! Open the door! We're picking you up, remember?"

Muffled laughter was their response.

Piper jiggled the lock to find that the door was already open. They found the couple on the floor beating each other with plastic spatulas.

"I love you." They chimed together.

This actually happened with my friend Freckles only without the I Love You part.

Until next time my Shushy poodles