Hazbin Hotel What If Reaction

Episode 7 You've Been Stuck By A Smooth Criminal

(The scene opened to the Hazbin Hotel lobby where Angel was sitting on the sofa, looking at his phone while Husk was serving Andy and Alastor drinks. Kara came downstairs wearing her royal pass wristband.)

KARA: Alright. I'm heading out for a bit.

ANGEL: Let me guess, another Overlord meeting?

KARA: Actually.... I'm heading out to meet up with a friend in another ring.

(Angel stumbled off the sofa.)

Arackniss smirked.

Angel: Not funny!

HUSK: How did you score a royal pass?

KARA: Let's just say, I was forced on a date in another ring.

ANGEL: Take me with you!

KARA: Angel, I don't know. I normally go by myself.

ANGEL: Come on, K! I've never been outside of Pride. It'll just be one day.

KARA: (sighs) I need to get on the 666 Elevator. So... Fine, you can come. You are lucky that I can bring a plus one. Just at least change real quick.

ANGEL: What's wrong with what I'm wearing?

KARA: Just... (sighs.) Never mind. Let's go.

Vaggie: Why do I get the feeling you two are going to Lust?

Kara: Well...

Angel: Lucky!!

(The scene changed to Hell's verison of a subway. Kara and Angel arrived just in time to catch their elevator.)

ANGEL: So where are we heading? Greed? Sloth? Envy? Wrath?

KARA: Actually...

INTERCOM: Elevator 666 departing for Lust [in seductive tone] in 5 minutes.

KARA: Yep. Lust.

ANGEL: (Eyes widened) Lust?! I've only heard about the Lust Ring from a few co-workers. Night clubs and sex shops on every street. I think I found my Heaven.

Aasha: Same here.

Angel: Man! Alternate me gets the good stuff! I wonder...

Vaggie: Absolutely not!

Arackniss: Not happening. One of you is enough.

KARA: You're staying close to me. An old friend of mine asked me to perform at one of the clubs.

ANGEL: Which one?

KARA: Ozzies.

ANGEL: Asmodeus's club!? Do you know how long I've been wanting to perform there?!

KARA: Angel...

ANGEL: OK, ok, I'll behave.

Andy: To be fair, a few of us did the same thing.

Angel: You went to another ring?

Andy: Yeah. The Gluttony Ring. And man, does Bee know how to party!

(The scene changed to the outside of Ozzies. Kara and Angel walked up to the bouncer.)

BOUNCER: Overlord Kara? It's been a while.

KARA: I hope you don't mind, I brought a plus one.

BOUNCER: Of course not. Please go right in.

(Kara and Angel walked inside. Angel looked like he was on cloud nine.)