Hazbin Hotel What If Reaction

Bringing Demons To The Theater

The owner of the theater RavenDragon finished prepping the theater for the Hazbin Hotel cast plus one.

RavenDragon: Food, drinks, tissues, earplugs, and power blockers. I don't want Alastor to skin me alive. And now for the cast.

RavenDragon flew up onto the balcony, she snapped her fingers and then Alastor, Angel Dust, Charlie, Sir Pentious, Cherri Bomb, Vaggie, Kara Melody, Molly, Niffty, Husk, and Arackniss appeared in the theater.

Husk: What the fuck just happened?!

Charlie: What? What happened to the hotel?

Cherri: Where are we?

Molly looked where her brothers were.

Molly: Sal? Tony?

Arackniss/Angel Dust: Molly?

Alastor: You know these spiders?

Angel Dust: They're my siblings.

Alastor looked at Kara with a confused look.

Alastor: And who is this lovely lady?

Kara: Flattery won't get you anywhere Alastor.

Alastor: Do I know you?

Kara: It's me, Kara.

Alastor stared at her with confusion.

Kara: Kara Melody? I run the Karaoke Club/Motel in the city. Overlord of Music?

Alastor: Never heard of you, my dear.

RavenDragon: She's from another Multiverse.

A spotlight shines up at the balcony onto RavenDragon then she descends from the balcony.

RavenDragon: Greetings my friends. I am RavenDragon, owner of this fabulous theater.

Vaggie pointed her spear at RavenDragon.

Vaggie: Why are we here? Are you working for the Exterminators?!

RavenDragon snapped her fingers then Vaggie's spear disappeared along with any weapons or bombs that the others had on them.

RavenDragon: Calm down Vaggie. I'm not here to harm you.

Vaggie: How did you know my name?

RavenDragon: I see all in the Multiverse. And I brought you all here to watch Kara's multiverse with the Hazbin Hotel. I have all your seats labeled with your names. Oh and before I forget, some ground rules. No guns, no fighting, no smoking, no drugs and no sex. And yes Angel Dust most of those rules are for you and Husk. Oh and no voodoo trickster deals, Alastor.

Alastor: And what makes you think I won't use my powers to free us from your prison?

RavenDragon: I had a power blocker installed for cases like that. So don't test me. You may be an Overlord but I have more power over you. Now then, take your seats and we can begin.

Charlie was seated next to Vaggie. Niffty sat next to Vaggie. Husk found his seat which had a bottle of cheap booze in the cup holder.

Husk: At least she has good taste.

RavenDragon: I figured that this would make this more enjoyable.

Arackniss sat next to Sir Pentious. Molly sat next to Kara and Cherri. Alastor sat down in the seat on the other side of Charlie. He was shocked to see Angel sitting next to him.

Angel Dust: Well now, isn't this my lucky day?

Alastor: Can I change seats?

RavenDragon: Nope. Food and drinks are available here. There are tissues here for some emotional scenes. Earplugs in case you don't want to hear any graphic scenes or the songs...

Charlie: Songs? As in singing?!

Vaggie: Oh no.

Charlie squealed.

RavenDragon: Yeah. I'm a musical nerd.

Charlie: Please, please, please, tell me that I do my song from the interview.

RavenDragon: Ah, ah, ah, no spoilers Charlie. (Whispers into her ear) But between you and me, I happen to like your song.

Charlie: Yay!

RavenDragon: Oh, and there are buckets underneath your seats in case you get nauseous. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

Angel Dust: (Looks at Alastor) Works for me.

Alastor: Respect the ten-foot rule, Angel!

Arackniss: Good luck with that. I know my little brother. Anthony just loves ignoring people.

Angel's eye twitched.

Angel Dust: Salvotire! Non usare mai il nome della mia vita!

RavenDragon: Hey, hey, hey! What did I just say about the fighting? Honestly. The Odinson brothers were a lot easier.

Angel Dust/Arackniss: The who?

RavenDragon: Never mind. On with the show!