Hazbin Hotel What If Reaction

Mini Episode: When Kara Met Ozzie

RavenDragon: OK, before we get to the next episode, I need to show you a mini-episode for the next episode to make sense.

Charlie: Why?

RavenDragon: This one is with Kara so it might be a trigger for some of you.

Kara: Oh. That.

Angel: You good?

Kara: This is when I used to work for my boss.

Alastor: Interesting...

Aasha: Don't even think about it, Creepy Smiles.

RavenDragon: Ok! Let's get this episode started.

(The scene opened to about ten years ago when Overlord Tessa had control over the club. Instead of a karaoke club/motel, it was a run-of-the-mill sex club/diner. Inside, it was dark and very dingy. There was a staging area upfront with sex poles for the stars. Sitting in the back with Overlord Nessa, a black canary sinner who's non-binary dressed from the early 1900s.)

Angel: That was your boss?

Kara: Yep. That's Nessa. A real sweetheart. Liked making their souls work to the bone for hardly any pay and never cared if they were harassed.

Angel: I'm surprised Valentino doesn't work with them.

Kara: The two of them are rivals. Always trying to one-up each other.

(The stage was dark but then a slow beat came on as Kara Melody in her short two-piece jewel tone dress took the stage.)

KARA:

Color me your color, baby

Color me your car

Color me your color, darling

I know who you are

Come up off your color chart

I know where you're comin' from

(The music picks up as she sings and pole dances for the customers.)

Call me (Call me) on the line

Call me, call me any, anytime

Call me (Call me), oh my love

Call me, call me any day or night

Call me

(Demons hooted and cheered for Kara as she danced. In the corner of her eye, she saw Nessa looking very unpleased with her routine.)

Angel: Not bad.

Aasha: I'll say.

Kara: Wait for it.

KARA:

Cover me with kisses, baby

Cover me with love

Roll me in designer sheets

I'll never get enough

(Kara shook off the glare and continued to dance but this time, without the pole.)

Emotions come, I don't know why

Cover up love's alibi

Call me (Call me) on the line