Hazbin Hotel What If Reaction

Episode 1: The Only Thing You Want To Do Is...Mwah

(The screen turned on and the scene turned on to Pentagram City around the Lust District. The camera then zoomed to a black Hellfox that looked like a pop star, she had dark red eyes and one of her ears had been chipped, Kara Melody. She was walking down the street.)

Alastor: I'm guessing that's you, Ms Melody.

Kara: Yeah. I sometimes walk around the Lust District. Not looking for trouble. I only do it to piss off Valentino.

Angel: Hold on. Do you hate Valentino?

Kara: Hates a strong word. I prefer the word, despise him. I get more porn stars staying at my motel than anywhere else because he abuses them.

(Kara was still walking down the street when she saw a sleazy demon pinning Angel Dust to the side of a building. Angel Dust had fresh bruises littered upon his arms and legs along with messy hair and dark circles under his eyes. Kara hated seeing what the demon was doing to Angel. Kara picked up a crowbar and marched up to the sleazy demon. She then whacked the demon upside the head making him collapse to the ground.)

KARA: Disgusting pigs. Never knowing when enough is enough. (turned to Angel) Are you ok?

(Kara extended her hand to Angel.)

ANGEL: What? What are you...?

KARA: I'm helping you. Come on, I'm not going to hurt you. And I'm not looking for sex. (chuckles.) Sorry. Trying to lighten the mood.

(Angel took Kara's hand and the two of them started walking.)

Charlie: So you met Angel first?

Kara: Actually, I met you and Vaggie first. You two would come into my karaoke bar for date nights. By the way, I support your hotel.

Charlie: Aww. Thanks.

Angel: So I was your second?

Kara: Actually I met Cherri next. And we are a couple in my universe.

Cherri: I'm dating this badass? Awesome!

Sir Pentious: Oh joy. There's two of them.

(Kara took Angel to her karaoke club. There were a few demons in the club having either a date night or just a fun night. They were listening to another sinner singing on the stage area.)

ANGEL: Wow. Nice place. Whoever owns this place has good taste.

KARA: That would be me.

ANGEL: (looked at Kara, confused) You?

KARA: Just sit down.

(Angel sat down by the bar. The bartender showed up with a first aid kit and handed it to Kara.)

KARA: Thanks, Marty. Oh and two glasses of white wine.

MARTY: You got it, boss. (Pulled out two glasses then poured white wine into them.)

(Kara started to tend to Angel's wounds.)

ANGEL: Why did you save me? Most folks just care about having a good time. (Winces in pain.)

KARA: Sorry. But I've dealt with abusive exes before. So, I know the signs when someone is being punished. I take the quiet and broken souls here to my Karaoke Club and Motel. It's a safe place for the broken. Most of them come from Valentino, So I know who you are, Angel Dust.

ANGEL: You sure you aren't supposed to be in Heaven?

Alastor: I would have guessed the same thing.