James Marriott X Ed Sheeran

The Grocery Store

Ed Sheeran was in the grocery store, stocking up on Lucky Charms. Then, the store radio started to play 'Bad Habits' and Ed Sheeran got angry.

So he ran out of the store, without paying for his Lucky Charms.

Then he ran into someone.

"Will you vote yes on my poll, please?" The man said.

Ed Sheeran looked up at him, and saw it was none other than hit singer James Marriott, creator of the hit album 'Are We There Yet?'

"Yes senpai," Ed Sheeran said without thinking, and voted yes on James's shaving beard poll.

Alas, his vote would go in vain, as most of everyone was terrified of seeing face-bald James Marriott.

James Marriott then went into the store to buy some grapes, because it was September. Did nobody ever tell you grapes are better in September?

Ed Sheeran looked back, then started running with his Lucky Charms as the security chased after him.

But while he ran, he couldn't stop thinking about James Marriott....

TO BE CONTINUED