Oikawa has added Kuroo, Bokuto, Daichi and 5 others to "unnamed group chat"
Oikawa: Hi guys
Bokuto: HEY HEY HEY
Fukatuchi:
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Kuroo: NO SROP 😭😭😭
Daichi: why is there a Bokuto plushie 😭
Terushima: I saw that thing in the store
Oikawa: no but why it kinda cute
Kita: hello everyone, by the way the plushie looks like something out of a horror movie 🤷
Bokuto: KITA HOW OCILD U DO THIS TO ME 😭
Kuroo: Kita is on our side obviously
Bokuto: what happens to bros before hoes
Daishou: it's hoes before bros wdym 🤨
Kuroo: frl
Bokuto: is daishou your side hoe or smth 💀
Oikawa: I see it 💀
Fukatuchi: you mean terushima?
Terushima: WHAT DID INDO
Daichi: exist 😀
Kuroo: nah daishou and akaashi are my side hoes
Bokuto added Akaashi
Bokuto: AGAHSHEHEHEHE
Kuroo:
Oh shir
I didn't say anything
Akaashi: ?
Bokuto: HEY HEY HET AKAASHI
Akaashi: Hello bokuto
Daichi: mans politer than yams
Oikawa: you mean saltyshimas boyfriend?
Fukatuchi:
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Daichi: WHAT
Oikawa: Fukatuchi clutching with the memes
Akaashi: no comment
Terushima: btw Kuroo said ur his side hoe
Akaashi:.........
Kuroo: acting like we didn't hook up back in the first year of university is mad wild 😐
Akaashi: oh....
Bokuto: and I didn't know? 🤔🤔🤔
Daishou: nope
Kuroo:
Cannot be talking
Like ur not next to me right now
BTW TERUSHIMA IS A HOE
Daishou: 😟😟😟
Oikawa: IM SHITTING BRICKS RN
Bokuto: BYE
Ushijima: a mental institution might help with that one
Terushima: I AINT A HOE
Fukatuchi: Kuroo u made the hoe angry
Kuroo: oh nahh
Bokuto:
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kuroo: WHY AM I DEFORMED
Ushijima: more like demented?
Fukatuchi: iM CACKLING
Kita: Make it a movie
Dachi: lOL WHAT
Oikawa: iM, SHITTING BRICKS HDEFEHAHAHA
Bokuto: time to log off today!
Terushima: YEAHHH I DID GOOD
Akaashi: good job teru + u deserved that kuroo
Bokuto: Why doesnt akaashi praise me like that 😕
Kuroo: Bokuto praise kink?
Ushijima: what is a kink?...
Daichi: whos gonna tell him....
Akaashi: good job bokuto?...
Kita: oh nah
Bokuto: keep saying that im almost there
*Ushjima has went offline*
Kuroo: I think you scared him
Kita: Poor ushijima
Oikawa: Bokuto wtf
Akaashi: I mean if you insist ?....
Kuroo: Hey lemme join
Daishou: oh!
Bokuto: 🤷
Oikawa: erm
Terushima: okay!
Daishou: Yeah!
*everyone has went offline*
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what are hoes? Haikyuu chatfic ✔
FanfictionIn which oikawa has added his friends into a group chat. TW: chaos‼️ Ranks: 1st Daishou
