former captains + akaashi and Kenma
Oikawa: guys who made this gc name.
Ushijima: I dont know
Kita: why is it so lame
Kuroo: we aint no basic bitches
Terushima: cuz were all gay - me
Daichi: NOT WHAT YOU WERE SAYING LAST NIGHT.
Daishou: OHHHHH
Kenma: Bro i died in brawlstars cz of yall tf
Daishou: KENNMAH fbhwf dms
Kenma: oh.. ok wait after my game okays
*Daishou and Kenma are offline*
*Fukatuchi changed the group name to basic bitches*
Kuroo: WE AINT NOT BASIC BITCHES
*Bokuto changed the group name to gay hoes*
Oikawa: Oh well thats that
Kuroo: yeah thats fine ig
Oikawa: gonna loop back to terushima fucking daichi
Terushima: the fuckd ud eman i didbr
Daichi: 😏
Akaashi: damn terushimas gay
Bokuto: Real
Kuroo: WHat about suga
Oikawa: Oh yeahh suga
Daichi: um
*Daichi went offline*
Fukatuchi: LMAO
Oikawa: Oh well bye bye
Kuroo: we scared him
Terushima: BOOOOOOOO
*Terushima is offline*
Bokuto: RIP
Akaashi: Hes probably going to Daichi's as we speak
Kuroo: true
Kita:no cuz whyd i picture like a lil stickman climbing into daichis window
Oikawa: HELP LMAOOOO
Akaashi: lmaooo
Kuroo: IM SHITTING BRICKS
Bokuto: CACKLING AS WE SPEAK
Fukatuchi:
Kuroo: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE BEING TARGETED BY THE MEMES
Oikawa: Cause ur easy to target
Kita: That hair is the meme
Akaashi: I mean...
Bokuto: It looks ok to me just not at matches tho 😪
Kuroo: AWWWEEE BOKUBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bokuto: well were bros for a reason 😪
Akaashi: You and your bro shit yall hoes
YOU ARE READING
what are hoes? Haikyuu chatfic ✔
FanfictionIn which oikawa has added his friends into a group chat. TW: chaos‼️ Ranks: 1st Daishou