gay hoes
Oikawa: GUYS GUYS GUYS
Kuroo: what
Oikawa: I found some old recordings from our high school matches
Terushima: I hope you didnt find any of us
Daichi: You mean the time where you lost to US
Terushima: No we didnt
Daichi: Yeah you did your the literal problem child
Daishou: les be real teru you caused CHAOS
Akaashi: I felt bad for your manager.
Oikawa: She deserved better
Kenma: Wow
Ushijima: Are we talking about problem childs?
Oikawa: Kinda
Daishou: Yeah
Ushijima:
Shiratorizawa's problem child was tendo
Hes always loud
Oikawa you shoudve come to shiratorizawa instead
Oikawa: Yeah yeah wakabaka
Kuroo: Calling you that from now
Daishou: so we have sushisushi and wakabaka
Oikawa:
anyway
seijohs problem child was kiyotani
like he was a great player but that attitude was foul
Kuroo: Shouldnt you be the problem child
Fukatuchi: Your milkshake (flat ass) bring all the boys (fangirls) to the yard (the gym)
Kenma: damn
Daichi: LMNAO HWTA
Daishou: RIP OIKAWA
Kita: Bye shittykawa
Oikawa: ...............
*oikawa has gone offline*
Kuroo: Well nekoma didnt really have a problem child
Kenma: Maybe lev
Kuroo: true, he had a hard time getting the basics down he was purely just tall
Daishou: So he is a sieve
Kenma: shut up daishou
Daishou: AWEE KENMA THATS SO MEAN
Kenma: yeah yeah want a kiss or something??
Bokuto: WHAT
Akaashi: I didnt know they were like that
Kita:
me either
but my problem children were atsumu and osamu
they were the most annoying people ever
Kuroo: Me personally i would die than be on a team with tsumu
Akaashi: Would probably start crying straight away
Daichi: hes skilled though
Terushima: Thats fair
Bokuto: Hmmmmm
Akaashi: ....
Bokuto: Fukurodani never had a problem child
Akaashi: ....!
Kuroo: uh huh
Kenma: thats cause you were the problem child
Daishou: dOnt pass to me anymore Akashi
Akaashi: I WANT TO PLAY IN THE MAIN STADIUM
Daichi: Luckily hinata came and saved the day
Kita: nah they shoulda lost
Kuroo: factssss
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what are hoes? Haikyuu chatfic ✔
FanficIn which oikawa has added his friends into a group chat. TW: chaos‼️ Ranks: 1st Daishou
