God Damn It, Kyuubi!

Put a claim on it

"YOU IDIOT!!"

Obito clicked his tongue in disagreement—because he was perfectly innocent and has done nothing wrong to deserve Isobu-Rin's voice being screamed to his face this early in the morning—all the while making sure his chiding intention was delivered even against Rin's disapproving glare.

Predictably, she was unfazed with his wordless argument. Even more predictably, she chose to reach out for his poor vulnerable cheeks instead.

Ha! Old technique. Such a predictable reaction. She has been doing that ever since they were five, so he has enough experience to evade this—

—if only he was fast enough.

Which he was not. Not with the aches and sharp pain that still lingered over his right side.

"Rin!" Obito yowled, grimacing against the ruthless hands that were pinching his cheeks. "Owww, owww, owww, Rin, let go! Injured! I'm still injured! Owww—!"

"Oh," Sakuto's lazy voice drawled out, so incredibly petty even through that one syllable. "Now, he realised that he is injured. Fantastic. How convenient."

God damn it, why must Sakuto be so damn petty?

That, and Obito was totally not liking the idea that Sanbi has made Rin so much faster than before.

"No," she growled at him, pinning his left side with her knee and elbow, but thankfully only opted to cage his right side, keeping him pinned without actually aggravating his injuries. "You asshole. You reckless, suicidal asshole."

Sanbi also has made her far stronger than she was before.

Obito totally did not enjoy how unfair this situation was becoming.

"I didn't do anything!" he whined, blinking his eyes in what he hoped to look like a miserable sad puppy that deserved all the sympathy in the world. "What did I do to deserve this?"

Really! What did he do to deserve this?!

"Jumping between a literal monsters' brawl," Sakuto's voice floated from somewhere in the background, sounding almost smug and satisfied. "While having a major injury at that."

Obito tried to fight Rin's grip so that he could tilt his head and send a glare to that petty jerk.

They could have had a perfectly peaceful breakfast instead of this if Sakuto didn't open his big mouth and finally informed Rin of what Obito had to do to pull her out of her rampage.

"Charming me to aid your suicidal plan," Nagato piped in, his voice was so calm and serene that if Obito wasn't paying attention, he would've missed the pure amusement in that voice. "Not cool, Obito."

Oh, hell no.

"YOU AGREE TO IT!" Obito yelled, because there was no way in hell he was the sole criminal for that one.

"I was charmed," Nagato deadpanned.

"WILLINGLY!"

"You also seemed to not realise what you have done," Konan hummed pleasantly. "You almost give poor Sakuto-san a heart attack," she sighed, giving a pointed gaze in Rin's direction. "Disappointing, isn't he, Rin?"

"Disappointing didn't even cover it," Rin growled, responding in almost the next second. "Idiot jerk," she hissed straight to his face.

Obito was mildly offended.

He stopped her from destroying a whole nation and this was what he got? This? This? Getting called names? He got this?

He thought Kakashi was the only one who has this bratty behaviour but apparently he was mistaken. Both of his siblings were ungrateful little brats, god damn it.