Incorrect Quotes 2.0

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Wooo I'm back with incorrect quotes 😸 Icl I completely forgot about this book for a hot minute but it's okay because I'm back now‼️ have incorrect quotes bcuz I wanted to post something but had nothing to post


Dawn: What do you think Phoenix will do for a distraction?
Ash: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Ash: ... or she could do that.

Blake: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Robin: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Brook: Just rip the bandage off.
Robin: It's Phoenix.
Brook: Put the bandage back on.

Ash: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Ash: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

Robin: You know those things will kill you, right?
Phoenix, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Blake, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Misty: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Misty: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Brook: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Misty: Jokes on you, I can't do math


Yk I honestly never know who to put on the incorrect quotes so these probably aren't the most in character for them, but I did my best so whatever 🙏
Byebye‼️🫶

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