Scheme 4: Birds of an Edd flock together Part 2

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"Did you two really think you could go on a date without us?" a very familiar voice spoke.

"E..Eddy?!" Edd screamed turning his head around to see Eddy's broadly grinning face.

"Hi Double Dee." greeted Ed who was standing not far away from Eddy.

"What are you Dorks doing here?!" shouted Kevin angrily.

"These Dorks will ruin my date!" he thought.

"Oh Kev. Did you really think you could just date Double Dee without us? We're a packaged deal you know." Eddy's grin widened seeing Kevin's misery.

"No way. You two aren't coming along!" objected Kevin.

"But Kevin after considering what Eddy said I think it would be a good opportunity for them to come along." Edd suggested.

"What?!" Kevin was surprised.

"Well you see. It is true that we three are like Eddy said a packaged deal. So I would appreciate for all of us to cope with this problem." explained Edd.

Normally Kevin would've had enough at this point and left. He never was good around the tree of them but that was before he felt an affection toward Double Dee.

"Why do you always have to be so reasonable." sighed Kevin, "By the way Eddy. How did you know we were here?"

"Oh that." Eddy pointed in the direction of one of the ornamental plants, "We just asked Nat."

Kevin got a glimpse of Nathan trying to hide behind it.

"W.. What?! How?! NATHAN come out!!!" Kevin screamed drawing all attention to him.

"Calm down Kevin. Everybody is already looking." whispered Edd unsure how to handle the situation. Shortly after Nathan decided to join the group. Even though he was a little scared of Kevin.

"Hi guys." he said with a grin.

"Say Nat. What are you doing here?" Kevin asked calm with an emotionless smile.

"Umm.. Well.. Aaaa... I was.... looking at butts! Yeah that's it." he answered. Making it very noticeably that it was just an excuse.

"W.. What?" Eddy and Edd asked at the same time.

Kevin still held back his anger when he spoke up: "Excuse my French Dee but this is bullshit Nathan!"

"T..That wasn't French, Kevin. But you are excused." stated Edd.

Kevin could do nothing but laugh at his comment.

Than Nathan cleared his throat before answering: "As you all should know. I am the king of butts." while saying that he stroke a winning pose looking proud of his title, "Not only do I love to look at butts but I have the greatest on in the entire universe. Wanna touch?"

"Wow Nat. I knew you where weird but I wasn't expecting that." Eddy mentioned astound.

"I never thought I'd say this but I have to agree with the Dork."

"Not you too Sweetcheeks. I thought we had something" Nathan cried.

"Haha. Nat is weird. Strange usual people say that about me." laughed Ed.

"Ed you are really inscrutable."

"Thanks Double Dee." Ed smiled and had to hug the sockhead.

"Anyways. How did you find us Nat?" Kevin asked curious.

"Oh Kev. I have ways and means. But the S.N.O.Bs did most of the work."

"Your Butlers did?" Kevin questioned Nats statement.

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