Hange: Levi-Aneki! Come look at this adorable thing!
Levi: *Walks up to Hange*
Hange: This is Melody. I found her on the street.
Levi: How many more friggin crossovers are there gonna be?
Hange: Shh. Don't be mean.
Levi: tch. What brat.
Melody: *Starts crying*
Hange: Levi-Aneki! You made Melody cry!
Levi: tch. I have no time for Kawaii Crossovers.
Hange: Ima get Melody a Dango stick, you watch Melody for me.
Melody: *Stops crying and pushes Levi out the window*
Levi: I'LL GET YOU YOU LITTLE KAWAII BITCH
Hange: Now here's a dango stick for my little kawaii melody :D
Melody: *sucks on pink dango adorably*
Hange: Hey where'd Levi go?
Levi: HELP! THAT LITTLE KAWAII BRAT BROKE MY LEG BY PUSHING ME OUT THE WINDOW!
Hange: Oh, Silly Levi. You must have fallen down on accident. There is no way Melody could have pushed you down on purpose.
Hange: I'll come down to get you!
Hange: Melody, stay here and watch the house.
*20 minutes later, Hange comes up carrying Levi (Bridal style lol)
Levi : Ill get you.... *Goes to sleep when placed down*
