[Millie and Jack are at the bus stop, waiting in excitement for Sallie May to arrive.]
Millie: I can't wait to see Sallie may again!
Jack: me ether.
[Millie checks the time on her phone, and it is 11:59AM. She looks out at the road and checks the time again: 12:00PM, the time that Sally May's bus is supposed to arrive. Upon seeing the time, Millie does a happy dance and walks from each side of the bus stop until the bus gets there seconds later.]
Millie: Eeeeee!
[She runs out to hug Sallie May, but she accidentally hugs a random imp who looks angry at her.]
Jack: uh mills?
Sallie May: [offscreen, annoyed] Psst. Mills, over here!
Millie: Ew! Get off of me! [pushes the imp aside and hugs Sallie May along with Jack.]
Millie and Sallie May: Sister!
Millie: You finally made it out! After I asked you like a billion times!
Sallie May: Lucky for you, a billion and one was [snaps finger] the sweet spot to visit this trash heap.
Jack: it's not that bad.
Millie: You ain't even been here before! Come on, I got the whole day planned out!
Sallie May: Wow, the whole day! You ain't gotta.. run off with your princess and Jack to axe some Earth fella?
Millie: Nah. Business has been slow lately. So, the girls say they've got it covered!
Sallie May: Damn, ain't I special! Where are we startin'?
[Sallie raises her hands above her head, and Millie sniffs her armpits and is disgusted]
Millie: We'll...uh...start with a day spa, and some shoppin'...No offense, Sal, but you smell like hog ass.
Sallie May: I do not, Prissy Miss[sways hips] probably bathes regular! [takes a moment to sniff armpit] Oh! Uh, no. No, yep. You're right that's- that is definitely hog ass.
Millie: Come on! Let's tear this town to shreds!
Jack: booyakasha!
Sallie May: Yee-fuckin'-haw!
[Millie and Jack head off, and Sallie grabs her bag and follows. the bag flies across the screen, transitioning to Bathory's Spa Day. Sallie May and Millie are laying in bathtubs filled up with bubbling mud, and holding fancy looking glasses of wine in their left hands. A worker is buffing Sallie May's right hands fingernails, while another is buffing Millie's left horn.]
Sallie May: So y'all, pay to soak in mud here?
Millie: Well, it's "special" mud. It's relaxing.
[Sallie May frowns with doubt on her face.]
[Jack is getting a foot massage]
Jack: ahhh I needed this~
[The scene cuts to the outside of the spa, and then to the store beside it, Cryptic Couture. Sallie May is inside, with a pink cowboy outfit on.]
[Millie jumps back and shakes her head in disapproval.]
Jack:
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