Leave It To Heaven Season 1

Episode 4: Istanbul Not Constantinople Part 2

Istanbul Not Constantinople

Part 2

By TalosLives & CrackedInkWell

Based on EMositeCC's AngelAUSeries

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Blitzo woke up to feel like his head was about to explode from the inside. He hadn't had a headache this bad since he tried some of that Beelzajuice drink that Stolas got for them on their anniversary. God, he still couldn't remember what the fuck happened that night. Or how to remove that tattoo of Stolas's dick on his ass. Slowly opening his eyes, his vision was spotted and blurry; Blitzo found himself trying to move, but he felt like his limbs were all tied up. Even his wings weren't moving. He also could tell he wasn't alone. Despite the ringing in his ears, he could still hear the voices of his co-workers as they woke up to whatever happened to them.

"No, Mommy. I don't want to get up for school. The kids will just pants me again," Moxxie moaned.

"Anyone get the flyin' license of the truck that hit me?" Millie muttered.

Closing his eyes to concentrate, Blitzo asked, "You two okay?"

"Aside from feeling like I got a concussion? I don't think I'm moving. Oh shit, am I paralyzed?!" Moxxie asked in terror.

"No, I think we're tied up," Millie said before grumbling. "And not in the sexy way either."

Their vision soon cleared up, and based on their surroundings, they were still in some kind of hotel room on Earth. What was keeping them all from moving at all was the chains that were wrapped around them. Blitzo was surprised at this since angels were far stronger than humans. He tried flexing his arms to break the steel. However, he soon learned it wasn't possible as it wasn't just regular steel.

"Is this... titanium?" Blitzo asked in surprise. "Who goes all the way to get titanium-based chains?!"

"The ones who want to ensure that their captures never have a chance to escape with whatever super-powered strength they have due to their alien physiology!"

The three looked to their left, and their eyes widened when they saw four humans standing there, one holding a camera. It all soon came back to them. Humans discovered them, so they tried to escape, only to get knocked out. The four looked at them with various responses, which worried the three angels. Unless authorized or it was involved with a human you were helping, angels were not allowed to show themselves to mortals. And here they were fully exposed before four of them.

However, there was a far more pressing question on their minds.

"Why do you have tin foil hats on your heads?" Moxxie asked with a raised eyebrow.

"So you cannot use your mind-reading powers to delve into your brains and control us to do your bidding!" Dr. Jones said in triumph.

"Mind control?" Millie tilted her head. "Didn't think we could do that... Right?"

"We can't," Blitzo snored. "Goes against the Free Will thing God gave humans. But that's a long story."

"I can't believe it!" Dr. Jones said as he looked at them with glee. "They said I was insane! A madman! But here we go! Right here is actual proof that aliens exist!"

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"Huh?" Blitzo asked as he and his friends looked at each other in disbelief.