Episode One - Tolerable People and the First Ball

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[EXT. COUNTRYSIDE - DAY]

[Lydia, Kitty, and Mary walk in the distance. Lydia stops and waves, then Kitty waves, too.]

LYDIA: Lizzy!

[Elizabeth sees them as she walks down the road.]

LYDIA: Wait till you hear our news! Heh!

[Elizabeth waves back, smiling.]

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[INT. LONGBOURN, DRAWING ROOM - DAY]

[Mr Bennet sits in his chair reading the newspaper. Lydia stands, while the others sit.]

LYDIA: Mr Bingley has officially moved into Netherfield.

KITTY: And Sir William Lucas went over to welcome him to the neighbourhood!

LYDIA: Save your breath to blow on your porridge, Kitty. I'll tell Mamma.

[Kitty begins to cough.]

MRS BENNET: I don't want to know. Why should we care about Mr Bingley if we are never going to meet him?

LYDIA: But Mamma!

MRS BENNET: Oh, don't keep coughing like that, Kitty. For heaven's sake, have a little compassion for my nerves!

[Lydia and Kitty speak at the same time.]

KITTY: I don't cough cos I enjoy it!

LYDIA: He has thirty servants, forty waiters, and he's very handsome, and wears a blue coat.

KITTY: And he told Sir William that he loves to dance!

LYDIA: And he's promised to come to the next ball!

KITTY: At the town hall!

LYDIA: On Saturday!

KITTY: And bring six women and four men!

LYDIA: No, it was twelve girls and seven men.

ELIZABETH (aside to Jane): Too many women.

[This is because there are not enough men to partner up with the women to dance. Elizabeth and Jane smile.]

MRS BENNET: Oh, Lydia, I'm begging you to stop. we will never meet Mr Bingley and it pains me to hear about him.

LYDIA: But Mamma!

MRS BENNET: I am sick of Mr Bingley!

MR BENNET: I'm sorry to hear that.

[He folds up his paper.]

MR BENNET: If I had known that this morning, I wouldn't have visited him.

[Mrs Bennet, Kitty, and Lydia turn to him in shock.]

MRS BENNET: You visited him?!

MR BENNET: I am afraid we can't escape meeting him now.

MRS BENNET: Ahahaha! My dear Mr Bennet, you're so good to us.

[Mr Bennet, pleased, chuckles. Elizabeth and Jane smile and chuckle silently.]

MR BENNET: Yeah, well, well.

MRS BENNET: Oh, girls, girls, isn't he a good father? And he didn't tell us; what a good joke! Oh, and now you will all dance with Mr Bingley!

[Mrs Bennet takes her youngest daughters' hands and they laugh together. Mary does not look pleased, and puts her glasses back on to read.]

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