HulRat + HulAnu + Virushka

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It is August 2016. Anushka is very happy. Why you may ask? Her boyfriend, Virat had come back from a series and was now going to be in Mumbai only for around 2 weeks while he completes other committments such as ads and visits. 

She was going to his house in Mumbai with a box of ice cream plus some avacado oil fried chole bathure. She rang the bell and was pleasantly suprised but not suprised either to see KL Rahul, her Vi's Rahuliya; that is why she had also brought a box of ice cream with her.

Rahul: Hello, Anu!!! How are you?? 

Anu: I am good, Rah. How are you?? Where is Virat? Congratulations on your ODI and T20I debut and your century.

Rahul: I am great. Thanks for the wishes. Virat Bhaiya is in his room talking. 

Anu: Oh!!! BTW, I brought ice cream for you & chole bathure for Vi.

Rahul: Hmm. App chole bathure table peh rak doh and ice cream app mujhe deh doh. Meh thora kha leta huh. 

Anu was about to give the ice cream to Rahul when Virat entered. 

Virat: Anu, matt deh ise ice cream. They both turned around.

Rahul: Yaar, Vi. Khane doh nahhhh. Asa kyu kar rahe hoh? Mujhe khana heh. Abhi toh series nahi hah and series meh time hai. I will go in the gym later. 

Virat *giving him a slap on the head*: Doh din hoye nahi jeh tuh thik hoya hai. Tu bhul gaya kya tuh mera saat kyu hai idar? Bimar ho jagah phirse aur janab ko toh medicine bhi lena hota hai. Chup chap garam garam chole bathure kha leh. 

[Translation: It has not even been two days since you got well again. Did you forget why you are staying here with me? You will get sick again and you do not even want to take medicine. Have the warm chole bathure. ]

Rahuliya becoming Scowliya:  Viii. Khane doh nah. Meh thik hogaya huh. Bacha thori huh meh. 

Virat: Chup!! Teri zidd din ba din bar rahi hah. Phirse bimar hona ha larke koh. Isliya toh tujhe meine Mumbai meh rakha. Varna Bangalore jake Mayank aur Siddharth koh leke ice cream khata, barsat mein bhigtah aur football khel tah. Phir next series meh sick hoke skip karta, phir rota. 

Rahul: Nahi honga bimar. Mane kab kaha ki mujhe Bangalore jake masti karna heh. Maine kaha just ice cream khane doh, ek bowl. 

Anu: Vi. Khane doh isko jab, itna zidd kar raha hai. Bache toh nahi heh. Young hai but bachhe nahi hai. Sahi galat ki samajh hai isme. Ek bowl seh nahi hoga bimar. Meh usko adrakh wali chai bana dungi neh.

Virat: Tum neh ise abhi pechana nahi heh. Yeh baccha hah. Sahi galat ise samajh aata hai but control nahi heh abhi. Ek bowl abhi keh raha hai phir ek aur bowl phir ek aur bowl phir pura dhaba kha lega. Aur adrakh wali chai yeh nahi pita. Isko series meh pilane keh liye mujhe kinta daat, riswat dena para tujhe nahi pata. Isliye isko meh sirf ek ice cream dilwata huh, kabhi ek box nahi. Ekbar galti kar liya tha.

Virat to Rahul: Kitchen meh jah. Teen plates lah so that we can eat Chole Bathure. 

Rahul went to the kitchen moodily, acting like an angsty teenager.

Virat to Anu: Isko kabhi ice cream mat dena yaar. Tuh yeh ice cream kisi or keh dena. Tuh aaj rehna mera saat. Kaal chali jana agar tujhe jana hai.

Anu: Kyu nahi? Meh aaj idhar rahungi. Ice cream mein fridge meh rakhungi. Kaal driver kaka dungi. 

Rahul: Aajao jaldi. Mujhe bhuuk lagi hai. 

Virat: Chalo. Varna jaan kha lega yeh chik chik keh. 

They all three had their food & then went to sleep. 

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