Clearing her throat Demeter read, "MY MOTHER TEACHES ME BULLFIGHTING"
"Sweet," Ares exclaimed.
"We tore... barnyard animal."
"Tread lightly cupcake!"
"All I... your friend."
"Best friend, G-man."
"Urn... donkey-"
"Uh-oh."
"I will destroy you! Get me a bazooka. I will blast you out of the sky!" Hedge lunged towards Percy only to be held back by Clarisse and Chris.
Pan looked like he was one step away from turning Percy into a plant and burning him.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
"Insolent child! Why I should..." Pan looked downright terrifying.
To avoid possible bloodshed, Demeter continued, "Grover let... didn't matter."
"Seriously? Stop arguing." Connor exclaimed.
"It already happened dude."
"Whatever."
"Blaa-ha-ha... insult!"
"True. And then you need to stay in the infirmary for two whole days." Travis shuddered.
"Why? Why would you do something like that?" Katie asked, worried for her boyfriend's sanity or the lack thereof.
"It was a dare!" Connor replied.
"Whoa. Wait... Mrs. Dodds!"
"That's what you focus on?" Frank questioned. Though, honestly speaking, he would have been far more surprised if Percy hadn't said that.
"Of course...after me?"
"Yes, please. What is after you?" Theseus asked anxiously.
"Oh... minions."
Poseidon glared at his older brother, to which the said brother simply shrugged but wondered why would he send his monsters after this child.
"You missed a couple more gods, goat boy!" Thalia said
"Why? How many gods are after him?" Hermes asked.
"Mm... Well there is Father, occasionally Hades..." Thalia replied.
"Dad's mood depends on how much Percy has irritated him recently, which is usually somewhere between moderate to a lot!" Nico interrupted.
"Hera, Ares, Dionysus, and even you, but that was because he went out of his way to annoy you that one time," Annabeth concluded, earning a mock glare from her Percy.
"I think we are missing out on a couple more!" Thalia said.
"No. No. That's... that's good... we're good." Poseidon stammered, hoping his son wouldn't irritate anyone during the reading.
"Hey wait a minute! I don't go out of my way to annoy them, it's just accidents, and well dad's fault with the whole 'the sea does not like to be restrained'. Besides me and Mr.D have an arrangement and it's my job to annoy Hades, he's my uncle" Percy said trying to defend himself.
Rachel tried to cover her smirk before speaking up. "Really? What about that time you were mad at Poseidon because he grounded you and when it was time to sacrifice the food you said, and I quote - I am offering this the the man who had the opportunity to fall in love with the gorgeous Sally Jackson. The man who married the beautiful queen Amphitrite, goddess of the sea and the all pow-
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The Fate Chronicles
FanfikceCharacters read the book fic. I know... Overdone and overused. But this is my take on how it would unfold. Set after the Giant War, before ToA. The gods have to make a decision about their children and the fates decide to give them a little push. I...
