DSMP crack I guess- (I'm bored)

I guess we're back where we started

George: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Dream: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

George: Three of us saw it, Dream. How do you explain that?

Dream: *points at Sapnap* Sleep deprivation. *points at Quackity* Paranoia. *points at Karl* Delusional personality disorder.

George: What does 'take out' mean?

Dream: Food.

Karl: Dating

Quackity: Murder

Sapnap: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

George: You kidnapped Dream? That's illegal! 

Karl: But George, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Dream, or destroying our dreams?  

George: Kidnapping Dream, Karl!!! 

Quackity: George, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them! 

George: What, to kidnap people?!?! 

Quackity: To work together! 

George: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?! 

Sapnap: George, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

George: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Dream: 'Prettiest Smile'

Karl: 'Nicest Personality'

Quackity: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Sapnap: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

George: You're a loose cannon, Dream. 

Dream: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? 

Karl: I think you play by your own rules. 

Quackity: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. 

George: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. 

Dream: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Sapnap is a loose cannon. 

Sapnap: *smashes a chair*

George: Bye Dream! Bye Karl! Bye Quackity! Bye Sapnap! Bye Dream!

Karl: You said 'bye Dream' twice.

George: I like Dream.

Karl, pointing: May I sit there? 

Sapnap: That's my lap 

Karl: That doesn't answer my question, Sapnap.

Karl: So what's for dinner? 

Sapnap, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

*Karl and Sapnap skipping stones on lake*

Karl: It's such a beautiful evening.

Sapnap, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Wilbur: Why is Techno so sad?

Phil: He took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes.

Wilbur: And...?

Techno: I got Tommy.

Wilbur, Techno, and Phil are sitting on a bench

Tommy: Why do you guys look so sad?

Wilbur: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Tommy sits down*

Techno: The bench is freshly painted.

Wilbur: Techno isn't answering his phone

Phil: I'll call

Wilbur: Tommy and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Techno: Hello?

Techno: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

Techno: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you

Skeppy: Someone will die.

Bad: Of fun!

Skeppy: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Bad: You and me!!!

Skeppy, tearing up: Okay.

Skeppy: What are your goals?

Bad: To pet all the dogs.

Skeppy: No, fitness goals.

Bad: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Skeppy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Bad: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Skeppy: Absolutely not.

Dream: George and I don't use pet names. 

Sapnap: I see. Hey, what do bees make? 

Dream: Honey? 

George: Yes, dear? 

Dream: 

Sapnap: Don't ever lie to my face again.

Dream: George, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

George: I don't know, love you, talk to you later

Dream: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Sapnap.

Tubbo: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Tommy: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police

Tubbo: How petty can you get?

Tommy: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Back at the beginning.

Goodbye everyone :D

-ITCFWI