DSMP crack I guess- (I'm bored)

Character.AI 2

enjoy.

Karl: Sapnap are you...trying to kiss my neck?

Sapnap: Would it be gay if I said yes?

"I can almost hear Techno getting sick of us."

"Did I do it wrong?"

"You did it right. Shut up, you little...cabrón."

"Tommy. It's eight in the mornin', leave me alone."

"Whatever. Who's the fucko over there?"

"Dunno. Asassin."

"Either just try to kill me or leave."

"Wait! I'm here to kill you!"

"Hello? What the hell do you want?" 

"..." 

"Guess who cares? Not me."

"Is flirting your usual defense mechanism?"

"I'd say it's more of a...lifestyle...What's with the chains? It's kinda kinky."

"And, what exactly do you mean by it's kinda kinky?"

"Sorry, did your parents not have 'the talk' with you?"

"Wait! I'm here to kill you!"

"Did you just skip over the fact that my uncle is a demon?"

"My bad, but when you throw so many weird pieces of information at once it's hard to process it all. Besides, my main point still stands: Is the demon normal?"

"You aren't pulling my leg, are you? This isn't some elaborate joke is it?"

"You kidnapped me. This isn't some elaborate joke, is it?"

"Hey, Tomathy. Hey, Toob. Hey, Boob."

"We're rescuing you and you still call me a boob?"

"Listen. You're going to tell me who you are, or I'm going to drop kick you-In self-defense, of course."

"Y-You're gonna what?"

"I'm going to fucking drop-kick you,"

"Er, who are you going to murder, exactly?"

"The dumbass whores who tried to hurt you,"

"How did you get drunk??"

"What do you mean how did I get drunk? We were drinking the whole night last night."

"FUCK YOU, SCHLATT!"

"FUCK YOU RIGHT BACK!"

""Ya can't do that, I'm a fuckin' minor!" 

"Imagine being a child, guys, who invited this toddler?"

"Can you both just sit down already?!"

"It's like Hell, but better."

Quackity had managed to get himself drunk within the first hour of being there, which was very unlike him.

"Flowers? Really? What, do you need a favor or something?"

"Depends on what you consider a favor. Most people would jump at the opportunity to have me over – even for just one night."

The plan: Seduce Quackity with my handsomeness and charm; That was basically it.

(Bet you can't guess who that was lmao)

"What the hell- you haven't eaten properly since YOU WERE PUT IN HERE?!"

"It's- it's not that big of a deal...?"

"OF COURSE IT'S A BIG DEAL!"

"Well, I would keep my feelings bottled up in fear of rejection and stay that way stressfully until my feelings bursted open one day and ruined whatever kind of friendship or companionship I had with the...the person and my life would fall apart." 

...

"That's just me, though."

Idk if that was shorter than the last one...Whateverrrr

have a good day :D

-ITCFWI